Lindsay Lohan is delusional

When a person considers getting arrested for theft and going to rehab for drug addiction the prime of her life, you know shes just f!@#king crazy.

Lindsay Lohan went and got her self a new tat displaying the lyrics of Billy Joel's 1989 song " I Go To Extremes."

Lindsay definitely goes to extremes, alright. The tat reads "Clear as crystal, sharp as a knife, I think I'm in the prime of my life." Tmz reports:

We’re told Lindsay felt the lyric was important to her because “It represented where she is in life and everything she’s been through … it signifies that she’s focused.”

Yeah okay Lindsay Loca, keep dreaming.

Kate Bosworth: Alexander Skarsgard is a good rapist

Actors really get into thier shit, yo.

Kate Bosworth covered Black Book magazine this month in which she talks about working with True Blood hottie Alexander Skarsgard in the upcoming movie Straw Dogs. In the movie Alex's character rapes Kates and she admits to actually feeling terrified while they were filming the rape scene.

Kate who actually went out with ASkars tells the magazine

“I told Alex not to worry about me, to just go for it. I said, I need you
to lose yourself in this moment. And it was actually violent. He’s a huge guy. When he was ripping off my clothes in front of a room filled with men, even though I knew it was make-believe, it was still incredibly violating and terrifying. The panic you see flooding me in that rape scene is real.”

Thats pretty intense!!

Kim, Kourt, and Khloe getting preggers at the same time?

Kris Jenner the leader of the Kardashian pack excitingly gushed to Us Weekly how AMAZING it would be if all three of her big moneymakers (Kim, Kourtney and Khloe) were to get prego at the same time!

Some are questioning Kris Jenner's motives wondering if its for more exposure and more reality show deals. I happen to think its a great idea, of course we automatically judge them because they are so famous but logically all the kids would be the same age and have someone to play with all the time, I think its cute!

Push out those puppies girls!!

In other Kardashian news, the threesome's Sears pictures have arrived, check out the photos above.

DAILY LOL

CLICK HERE to witness Jersey Shores Angelina Pivarnick voice her opinion on cheating.

"I think that if you cheat you should get caught, you should be
dumped for it and you should be abused. Everybody that's cheating out there you
guys need to stop because everybody's getting divorces, everybody's like
home-wrecking. It's f**ked up. Karma's a b*tch!"

The b!@#h will do anything for a dime clearly.

Mel B welcomes a baby girl!

Former Spice Girl, Melanie "Mel B" Brown gave birth to a baby girl and her third child and first child with husband Stephen Belafonte!

No name revealed but she has taken to her Twitter to share the news by tweeting:

"Finally our baby arrives! Stephen nearly passed out, Phoenix screamed, I
laughed so hard the baby popped out! She is just sooo amazing! I wanna thank you
ALL for your beautiful well wishes, it means a lot to me, you guys are the best,
I am SOOOOOO blessed my heart is melting!!"

Congrats Mel!

Beyonce and Jay-Z 's kid will be poppin his collar

According to a famous forensic artist this is what Jay-Z and Beyonces kid will look like if its a boy collar popped and all.

Dr. D'Lynn Waldron who has worked as a consultant for the FBI released this image saying that their kid will have the fathers features but the mothers eyes.

Creepy.

Austin Powers actor gets arrested for rape

So the dude that throws a shoe in one of the Austin Powers movies (Joseph Hyungmin Son) has been arrested and is guilty of participating in the gang rape of a woman on Christmas Eve in 1990. The woman was 20 years old at the time and claimed Son and the other man repeatedly raped her, and sexually penetrated her with a gun before releasing her in Compton naked.

It makes me sick that it took this long to get his disgusting ass in jail. I hope he drops the soap in prison.

Siyanara 20,000 dolla

Chris Brown accidently tossed his 20,ooo dollar diamond encrusted Rolex watch into the crowd at the VMA's this past Sunday as it was coming loose during his performance. Later after he got off the stage Chris' bodyguard walked through the audience and asked anyone if they saw the watch and a fan actually stepped forward and returned it!!

Chris says he is grateful but didnt thank the fan himself. That girl better get something nice out if this because she could have ran in the other direction 20,000 dollars richer.

Tupac gets smoked by The Outlawz

There were rumors a while back that Tupac's friends rolled a joint with the rappers ashes in it. The Outlawz (a rap group founded by Tupac) now reveal that this rumor is true saying:.

"Yeah, it's definitely true. We got the idea from Pac's lyric in
which he said, 'Last wishes n**gas, smoke my ashes.' We twist up some of that great-granddaddy California kush and mixed the big homie with it so you know, Tupac is flowin' through our system.

Tupacs mother was also apparently present as the ashes were smoked at a memorial event with the family present but says she would never participate in "smoking her son"

WELL I should hope not!

Pickle flavoured condoms?

According to reports, Snooki was offered to make her own line of condoms by Ansell Limited (the company that owns LifeStyles condoms)

No word yet if she has agreed to go in or pull out of the deal (hee hee)

Pickle flavoured condoms on the way? Gross.

Who wore it better?

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So, Kim Kardashian sex tape part 2?

Well, since she cant dance, turning her one hit wonder's music video into a softcore porno was a given. We love Kim and she looks hot in the video but, sweetie, you're not a singer just stick to reality television.

What do you think? Weigh in below

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Dancing With The Stars cast revealed

Reality stars, and athletes and Chaz Bono, OH MY.

The Dancing With the Stars cast for the upcoming season has been revealed! The line up is as follows. David Arquette, Nancy Grace, Chaz Bono, Kristin Cavallari, Rob Kardashian (lets see if this one can dance) George Clooney's ex model girlfriend Elisbetta Canalis, basketball player Ron Artest, Chynna Phillips, soccer player Hope Solo, J.R Martinez, talk show icon Ricki Lake, and fashion commentator Carson Kressley.

Excited for two reasons: Kristin and Rob. Kristin mainly because my life hasnt been the same since The Hills and Laguna Beach ended and Rob because hes a Kardashian, 'nough said.

Who are you most excited to see dance their butts off for the Mirror Trophy?

DAILY LOL

I actually laughted so hard because I know its going to be stupid. Definitely going to watch this.

Justin, Selena, and a snake named Johnson

Okay so I actually laughed so hard last night when Justin Bieber pulled out his Johnson at Selena Gomez last night. For those of you who dont know, Johnson is the Biebs new pet snake who made its debut last night at the 2011 MTV VMA's.

Oh the sexual innuendo <3 ...Smooth Biebs, smooth.

You better just keep that snake in its cage Justin, or you are going to have ANOTHER addition to your relationship.

Vinny is G-up from the feet up

Queen B is PREGO!!!

First of all can we just say its about friggen time!!!!!!

Last night Beyonce performed at the MTV VMA's and not only did she sound AMAZING, she had that new mommy glow as she dropped her at the end of her performance, opened her jacket and revealed her baby bump.

Cameras then rolled over to Jayz in the audience smiling so big while Kanye jumped around giving him congratulatory man humps.

Totally adorable.

B is a true role model. Dated, got married, and THEN had kids. Girls looking up her should take note of this routine and stick to it from now on!


Check out the video below