Christina Aguliera likes wemons!

Its been a while since "X-Tina" has been in the game and don't get me wrong, love the betch, but ever since she's had her baby, Max, she has been struggling to get back in the spotlight.

She tried a comeback with the single Keeps Getting Better and got into a media scrap with GaGa about having the same look but she just cant seem to find her way back to the business.

Now, shes trying to work the "i love women, they are just so sexy" thing. Babe, you are married with a kid, give it up.

Here's what she had to say:

"I think women are such sensual beings. And, I mean, I’m attracted to men ultimately... I’m married and I love my husband and I love what we do together, but honestly? If I had the choice between viewing a naked man or a naked woman, I’d choose the woman. We’re just naturally sexier and more beautiful to look at. I feel sexiest in the nude!"

R.I.P Michaela?

Miss Megan Fox should have closed her yapper. She is sooo in love with herself.

According to insiders of Transformers movies, Michael Bay(the director of the franchise) is planning to kill of Megan's character because quite frankly, he just want to deal with her B.S anymore!

“Michael’s pretty much discovered Megan and now he’s very quietly looking for her replacement. He hasn’t decided if he’s going to kill her off in the next movie, but he just wants to be prepared.”

The question of everyone's mind is: "Will people watch Transformers even after Fox is gone" ?

the answer is simple...UH DUH! Have you seen Shia Labeouf? He is SMOKING HOT

Its all fun and games, until someone loses an implant

People and their fake boobs, I just don't get it.

Shavoun, a contestant of the Real World/Road Rules challenge was rushed to the hospital just this week. After jumping belly-first into the water in one of the competitions, one of her breast implants bursted open.

Smooth move blondie.

Shavoun's doctors advised her to drop out of the competition to recover from the injury. Get better betch!

Twitter gets GLAMourous

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Insert Rapping Career to Miley's Resume

remember when we said Miley Cyrus deleted her Twitter account?

Well, she took to her Youtube account to explain to all her fans why. She couldn't just talk about it, she had to rap a verse or two!

You know how Miley do fool!

New Justin Bieber - One Less Lonely Girl

Click Here to watch the WORLD PREMIERE of Justin Bieber's new music video for his brand new singe One Less Lonely Girl

It's a little cheese, but still cute. Until the end of the video that is.

Another Comeback : Swollen Members

Member this?



Swollen Members are back and live in concert at Lee’s Palace in Toronto on Wednesday, December 2nd...

Random, but whatever.

MADEA IS BACK!

HOW YUR DURRIN?

Tyler Perry is bringing back everyone's favorite psychotic black woman! If you havent seen Diary of A Mad Black Woman or Madea Goes To Jail you have been seriously missing out. THEY ARE SO FUNNY, with a hint of drama and romance too.

This time around Taraji P. Henson, Adam Rodrigues and Mary J. Blige have been added to the script!

Taraji stars as April. A heavy-drinking nightclub singer who lives off of Raymond, her married boyfriend, April wants nothing to do with the kids that Madea left on her doorstep to take care of, but is being forced to as they are her sister's.

Release Date: 11 September 2009

go rent it on DVD! Here is the preview:

HA-LA-RI-OUS

Couple's Retreat which opens TODAY in theatres stars Vince Vaughn, Malin Ackerman, Kristin Davis, Kriten Bell, Jason Bateman and Jon Favreau.

If the movie is as good as the trailer, then I will DEFINITELY piss my pants laughing because the trailer is JOKES!

it looks great! cannot wait to watch it!

Need Advice?

Hey Glam Chowder readers!

Just wanted to let you know that I will be doing an ADVICE blog!!


If you need advice about something you are going through example: having trouble with boys, school, parents etc. email me and ask my opinion! I will post it up on my page. It doesn't have to be under your name, you can submit it anonymously and I wont tell a soul!

you can hit me up at glam.chowder@live.ca !!!

Happy reading!

Miley Cyrus is a FREAKIN GENIUS

Honestly, the girl has the WORLD of teeny boppers eating from the palm of her hands.

Miley Cyrus, with over a million followers on Twitter, decided yesterday to pick up and leave and "never" tweet again.

Her last tweet read,

"FYI Liam [her rumoured boyfriend] doesn't have a Twitter and he wants ME to delete mine with good reason"

since then, the Twitterverse has made Miley a trending topic (#Miley come back), blog sites are going crazy of the story, and little kids are crying to thier parents about it.

HMMMM, PUBLICITY PEOPLE!, its a WONDERFUL THING...

props, Miles, at least someones got some brains

Les Alert!

Not sure who watches Heroes anymore but if you do, you already saw the leaked video of the girl on girl scene with Hayden Panettiere and some "Gretchen" betch

hmm...they are HUNGRY for ratings.

What ever happened to Bill Nye? The Science GUY!

Seems like FOREVER since we have seen or heard about him, hasnt it. I used to LOVE his show man, and the opening song was such a hand clapper!

Bill Nye The Science Guy was spotted yesterday with Lo Bosworth at The L.A. Public Library reading some books to children for Jumpstart’s Read for the Record Event!

Wierd duo, but AWESOME...SOMEBODY GIVE THIS GUY HIS SHOW BACK!!!!

I would soo watch it. NOT. EVEN. LYING.

Be a couch potato!

Here is a list of shows that you should DEFINITELY watch. We've got such a great line up this year, I'M LOVIN IT.

Glee
Melrose Place
90210
Cougar Town
Vampire Diaries
Greys Anatomy
The Hills

These are MUST-SEES so check your local listing for channels and times!

get on your couch betch and keep your eyes GLUED TO THE TUBE!




*May cause obesity*

Kristen Stewart does ALLURE magazine

Here are the behind-the-scenes photos from Allure Magazine featuring Kristen Stewart as the cover girl.

Wow, what happened to greasy and disgusting Kristen? Who cares! we love the new and improved K-STEWS

she looks GORG! but i guess that's what happens when you have a team of 100 working on you!!

Twilight - The Parody

It was only a matter of time. LOL

“Nightlight stakes at the heart of what makes Twilight tick…or, really, cuts to the core of it…. Brooding and hilarious, let Nightlight be your guide through the Twilight fandom that has eclipsed the mind of every teenager you have ever met.”

The story follows a young high school student named Belle Goose who moves to Switchblade, Oregon, and meets Edwart Mullen, a “super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls.”

Belle is all about vampires and convinces herself that Edwart is in fact a being of the undead. She comes to this conclusion after seeing him do things she considers "otherworldly"(”Edwart leaves his Tater Tots™ untouched at lunch! Edwart saves her from a flying snowball!”).

Sounds HILARZ! Really loving the name they gave to the main character "Belle Goose" !!!

The book is available in stores on November 3rd. Will you read it?

90210 - next week

do you still watch it? did you ever?

Its getting pretty good.

um Adriana, Navid was a prize mmkay? WTF

Annie, start searching for your plot in the ground

Naomi and Liam just get back together and have makeup sex

Seth Green was MUGGED

If you saw the freakout video and were wondering why exactly Seth Green was losing his shit, wonder no more.

Here is video footage of Seth getting mugged outside in the parking lot.

Same question being asked. Real or Fake?

click here to watch the freak out

I still love you, but, youre retarded

Guy Ritchie about his ex-wife, Madonna

"She’s a manifester, if there ever was one. First-rate manifester. Madonna makes things happen. Put Madonna up against any 23-year-old, she’ll outwork them, outdance them. I still love her... But she’s retarded, too."

Well, thats sweet. LOL

Jasmine's Birthday Surprise!

I have been dieingg to blog about this all day. The reason I wasnt able to was because I was trying to ignore Jasmine and make her think I forgot her birthday!

Leah and I planned this whole birthday surprise for Jasmine for today. BTW HAPPY BIRTHDAYY BABYYYYYY I LOVE YOU!!

Basically Leah and I decided we would ignore Jas all day, make her think we forgot and then BAM as soon as she gets home SURPRISE.

Here's what we did for our girl!

We decorated her whole house and bought a bunch of things to put in her "Birthday Hunt" ...we put clues inside the balloons and she had to pop them to get the clue which would lead her to the next place.

The last clue was to go to her bedroom where she found us with her cake and silly streamers to blow in her face hahah.

He reaction was honestly the cutest! She JUMPED haha.

We printed out a millionnnnn pics of us three and posted them on two big bristol boards, which she loved.

The only thing i felt really bad about was her telling us that she was on the verge of tears today because we, her best friends, didnt call her to wish her a happy birthday, and HONESTLY JASMINE, it KILLED me inside I wanted to call you at midnight, but it would have ruined our plan.

Just know I'd NEVER forget hunnie!! LOVE YOU TO PIECES my precious pearl HAHA! hope you had an amazing birthday!

Christian Bale 2.0?

Here's a video of Seth Green (from the Austin Powers movies), freaking out on someone. Some are questioning whether or not it is a legit freak-out or a publicity stunt.

What do you think? real or fake?

Joshua Sacco - Youtube Celebrity!

Have you guys ever seen the movie Miracle starring Kurt Russell about the US hockey team?

Here is Joshua Sacco a five year old from Tennessee re-enacting a scene from the movie. SO CUTE

I really enjoy the mispronounced words. "oppurtuninnies"

HAHA he also made an appearance on Ellen Degeneres! check out both the original and The Ellen Show below.

Glee makes me giddy

Not only are their ratings sky rocket, but their renditions are heating up the ITunes charts. Glee has gotten a total of 1.1 million downloads!

Above is their combined cover of Bon Jovi's "Its My Life" and Usher's "Confessions"

INSANE!

LOVE IT!

Listen Bitch, Bacon is good for me!

HOLY HELL LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.



I don't think I've laughed so hard in my life. This is the cutest/most annoying little boy I think I have ever seen.

How old is he though, I could swear he was acting like a 40 year old. HILARZ!

New Ashley Tisdale!

Ashley Tisdale's new song Crank it Up is AWESOME.

Nice work Sharpay Evans, nice work!

I am Selena Gomez, and I approve of this message...

Selena is the youngest ambassador of UNICEF ever. She recently visited Ghana to help raise awareness for the kids in 3rd World countries. So get an orange UNICEF box betches!

Good job Selena! A +

If this is fat, what is skinny?

I find myself feeling really bad for Khloe Kardashian and all the harsh criticism that she has had to face being different from her sisters, Kim and Kourtney.

SHE IS NOT FAT!

If this is what Hollywood considers fat, than i must be a BELUGA WHALE.

Janice Dickinson ( that hideous supermodel)on Khloe :

"Khloe should be put out to pasture. She shold be kept in the stables along with the rest of that family. I think she's a little big. The whole family is piglike."

Um, hunnie, you are disgusting. All that surgery and botox is hiding all YOUR imperfections. Try going without all of that and we will see what you look like in a few days. Janice, just flee the Hollywood scene, you're like what? 86 now? go die. LOL

New Music - Usher, JoJo, Ne-yo

It's about Jojo made it back in the business! The reason she was gone for so long was because she was suing her record company for not allowing her to release new music. She was suing for 500,000 dollars but she dropped the suit once the news hit the tabloids, as her record company gave in.

Love the new song, love Jojo.

Usher and Neyo - could be better. not SO hot

WTF? New Gaga

Kinda disappointed, this song is kind of annoying. Not the Gaga and I know and love!

New JLO - or should I say "LOLA"

Jennifer Lopez formerly known as J-LO has now reinvented her self as an all new alter ego named "LOLA"

It worked for Beyonce with "Sasha Fierce" so I guess shes following in her footsteps.



Fresh Out The Oven - LOLA ft. Pitbull

I like it! What do you think?

Gosh I love ripping on this guy

Jon Gossellin, you just got SERVED by NANCY FREAKIN GRACE, BETCH

Live Nation Interview

So here's the scoop.

I had an interview at Live Nation (major concert promotion company)on Monday afternoon. Went into the interview VERY prepared. They were looking for someone who can commit to three FULL days a week. UNFORTCH! I cannot meet these expectations as I have school everyday.

We did however talk for a while, we discussed what I was doing with my life, where I was going to school, etc. etc.

I told him I was available for the night stuff and he said that we will definitely keep in touch to arrange some kind of involvement for me. BETTER THAN NOTHING.

I basically had the job if I didn't have school. And since I now have his contact information I will keep it until the summertime where I know I will be available to participate in the company.

So, it wasn't a complete fail, it turned out pretty great if you ask me!

There you have it ladies and gents. My Live Nation Experience.

ps. Too bad I didn't take a few shots of the office, it was so nice!

Oh, Hey! Nice to meet your abs

New shots from New Moon.

I don't know man, his face, it just bothers me. BODY IS BANGIN', but I just don't find him that attractive and I don't really like the way he talks.

When Pigs Fly

First Ron Weasley now a Backstreet Boy? I guess its attracted to gingers LOL

Brian Littrell of the boy band was diagnosed with SWINE FLU!



He took to his YouTube account to apologize for cancelling a signing due to the illness. He says, "The Backstreet Boys had a great event set up for this afternoon... where we were gonna get the chance to mingle with some of our fans, as well as raise money for breast cancer awareness. Unfortunately, I was diagnosed with the swine flu yesterday (Sunday) and my job right now is to stay away from as many people as I can.

Get well Brian, dont come to Canada until you'll all better. Still love you though!

Car Trouble

Nicole Richie was involved in a minor car accident yesterday afternoon as reported by HollywoodTV.

Hope the betch is OKAY!

King Douche strikes again

Apparently Jon Gossellin thinks that its okay to clean out Kate and his joint bank account. Kate is FURIOUS as she cannot pay the bills without the mula.

Funny. He says he wants the best for his kids, but he leaves their mother with no money to feed them.

TMZ reports that the two are going to court to battle it out because well, he just cannot take money out without getting permission from Kate first. It must be a mutual decision.

DOUCHEBAG...

Jon: GET OVER YOURSELF..you dont wear the pants in the family, you never have! GIVE UP!

it was only a matter of time...

ATTENTION HILLS FANS:

Lauren Conrad's bestselling book, "LA Candy" is being turned into a movie. She is working with the Twilight producers to convert her book to the big screen.


Who will play the books heroine though?

"I feel like I am going to shoot for someone crazy amazing, and then they're going to be like, Ugh, yeah, I'll do your movie."

"I have to do research. We'll see," she said. "I would like Lo Bosworth. Lo has taken a couple of acting classes in her life."

Are you really aiming that low Lauren?

Vintage GAGA

Back in the day before Lady Gaga was born was a girl named Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, put on MTV Boiling Points a reality show in which she was pranked! Watch the clip above!

She looks so different.

Sing to me, Baby

Robert Pattinson wants to start making more music. He had a few tracks on the Twilight soundtrack that were awesome. He's got this kind of awkward tone that makes me melt.

Cant wait for this! Here is what he had to say about his music career.

"I don’t know if it will be possible because of my schedule, but I want to do it. Music is the other side of me, it’s one of the things that complete me and I wouldn’t want to leave it aside for anything in the world."

Awww, Edward...YOU complete ME!

Love Y'ALL but, REALLY?!

I'll be the first to say that i was obsesseddd with the Spice Girls!...but that was like when I was 7. I dont really know if they can make ANOTHER comeback.

The Spice Girls are planning to reunite minus one ingriedient: POSH spice, Victoria Beckham.

Do we think this will be a successful comeback?

MAYBE, but its unlikely.

Dont get my wrong, I'm not hating on the girls who once gave us hits like "Spice Up Your Life" and The Spice Girls Movie, but I just dont think they will capture our attention like they used to!

What do you think?

hmm, no, sorry

And this was the girl that said Rihanna stole her persona? Yikes!

Above is FeFe Dobson performing her single "I Want You" at Canada's Wonderland for YTV's The Next Star.

The only thing close I would compare you to of Rihanna's is one of the backup dancers in the Disturbia video, but even that is pushing it.

Sorry babe. Not feeling it.

Oh, and that kid from Degrassi, Adamo Ruggiero, not a very good host. AY CARAMBA...fail.

Ryan Reynolds: Adoption

"My oldest brother is adopted and I have every intention of adopting at some time.. I'm very grateful for having my brother in my life. I couldn't be more pro-adoption.. There are plenty of kids in the world that need it.."

I would adopt you babyboy, you fineeeeeee as hell.

Maybe him and Scarlett are thinking about getting one of their own soon! and they should! because, babies make the world smile :)

Plus, adoption makes for great publicity. Just sayin'.

Jonas Brothers Run For The Cure

My babies are so sweet!

Joe and Nick Jonas ( pictured above) ran in The CIBC Run For The Cure today in Toronto raising funds for Breast Cancer.

HOW CUTE ARE THEY!

Jonas: Please move to Toronto and stay here forever. I want to increase my chances of "accidentally" running into you at Starbucks one day.

BTW..wheres Kevin? oh well, not interested.

What's On Tonight

Just a heads up!

Desperate Housewives on @ 9:00pm on CTV

The season finale of Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami at either 9 or 10pm on E!

Well, thats depressing.

Ever wondered how much The Hills stars get paid per episode?

Kristin Cavallari: $90,000 per episode

Spencer Pratt: $65,000 per episode

Audrina Patridge: $100,000 per episode

Heidi Montag: $100,000 per episode

Brody Jenner: $45,000 per episode

Thats more than anyone makes in a year! INSANE!

LOL Ellen watch yoself gurl!