Miley was a big bad middle school bully

And the sellouts step forward!

Now that this whole Salvia scandal has come forward, so have the rest of the haters looking to make a dime of Hannah Montana.

A "childhood friend" of Miley Cyrus is claiming that Miley's memoir Miles to Go is a crock of shit and explains that Miss Cyrus was not the one who was bullied in middle school but rather the bully.

Nicole Mullen-Holm says:

“Miley is a liar who bullied girls and was a real b*tch to everyone,” Nicole says. “I’m so in shock that Destiny, oh, I mean Miley, wrote a book about being the victim of middle school bullying when she was the mean girl of our school. Even though we were friends, she was still a brat. I knew her from the first grade and when she and I got to middle school, she just did a 180-degree turn in the wrong direction.”

“Miley became so mean, I remember her shouting at an overweight girl calling her ‘lesbian’ and ‘dyke,’” Mullen-Holm, 18, recalls. “Miley was a cheerleader and was with the ‘in’ crowd. She was never bullied in elementary or middle school. If anyone even touched her it would have been the end of the world. Her dad would own the school!”

“Miley is a good girl at heart but I’ve been seeing how she’s been partying and acting and she’s looking like Lindsay Lohan,” Mullen-Holm says.

“I don’t want her to be the mean girl that she was in middle school and I would hate to see her become the next train wreck. She’s very lucky and should show some humility.”

Whats it to you that Miley is doing the things shes doing, she hasn't mentioned you in any of her songs. I wanna hear from Leslie!! LOL

Ozzy Osbourne has no idea who Justin Bieber is

LOL

Ke$ha and the Children of the Corn sing songs together

Who knew Ke$ha could sing without auto-tune? I didn't.

Joined by a few glittery individuals, "Ke$ha and friends" cover Rolling Stones song Dead Flowers. Check out the video above.

Professor Gaga at your service!

Attention students! Class is about to start!

The lovely Miss Lady Gaga has reportedly applied to become a college professor at an NYC university lecturing on Fashion and Art Appreciation.

A source says Gaga, "wants to be a college lecturer and has asked about a position at the famous Parsons School For Design."

Imagine having Gaga as your prof? If that's not the coolest class you can think of, I'm not sure what is. SIGN ME UP!

Zac finally came to his senses

Maybe I'm just a jealous bitch, but I'm not seeing what Zac Efron saw in Vanessa Hudgens therefore I am happy to announce the long overdue breakup of Troy Bolton and Gabriela Montez.

Can I get an amen?

The two have been together for more than 3 years and according to a source it ending amicably.

It's nothing dramatic. There's no third party involved. They were together for so long. It just ran its course

The creepiest doll I've ever seen

If this isn't the creepiest looking doll, I don't know what is.

This Angelina Jolie doll was inspired by the actresses new movie The Tourist with Johnny Depp.

Big lips and everything, looks exactly like her.

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden finally married

After years together and two kids later, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden have finally tied the knot.

The ceremony took place in Beverly Hills at Lionel Richie's home where Nicole walked down the aisle in a custom Marchesa gown.

There was supposedly an elephant just chilling outside of the mansion, while guests like Gwen Stefani, Kris Jenner and Samantha Ronson made appearances inside.

Former BFF Paris Hilton was NOT in attendance, but no surprise there.

CONGRATS BABES<3