Search This Blog

Friday, January 15, 2010

Total BETCH

I really dont like Taylor Momsen at the moment, especially because of her response to OK Magazine when asked if she will contribute to Haiti earthquake relief fund.

She answered: "Um, right now I'm trying to just finish my record and getting through the last season of Gossip Girl for right now. So not so much thinking about that."

Nice Taylor, REALLY classy and generous of you.

NEW MOON DVD

The Twilight Saga: New Moon DVD will be available on DVD on March 20th, 2010.

(Remember to breathe ladies!)

3 shouts for VIRGINITY!

Miley Cyrus engagement rumors

17 year old Miley Cyrus was spotted walking around with a diamond ring on her fourth finger leaving people wondering, "are Miley and Liam getting married?"

An insider told E! Online: 'Miley is not engaged, but she's totally in love and thinks Liam is the one. Miley sees herself marrying young, but not at 17.''

Didnt think they would be, and if they were, that would be insanely stupid.

Heidi before and after

How is that perfect? Ew.

Heidi Funbags 10 procedures include
  • mini brow lift
  • botox in the face
  • nose job (her second)
  • fat injection (cheeks)
  • de-chinning
  • ears pinned back
  • breast enlargement (her second)
  • butt implants
  • full body lipo
  • neck lipo
Such an awesome role model! good little christian girl MY ASS!

Jersey Shore cast on Chelsea Lately

GTL BABY

Gaga is exhausted!


She works harder than hardworking so its no surprise that Lady Gaga is exhausted. So exhausted and worn out that she called off her concert in Indiana due to dizziness leading her to pass out backstage.

Doctors have warned Gaga to rest for a while because of her irregular heartbeat. Poor Gagaboo :(

She tweeted:

“Paramedics came to take care of me, and told me my heart-rate was irregular — a result of exhaustion and dehydration. Can’t apologize enough for how sorry I am. I could hear my fans cheering from my dressing room, I begged everyone to let me go onstage.”

“My stage has complicated mechanical elements, everyone was concerned I’d be in danger during the 2hr show, since I had passed out earlier. I am so devastated. I have performed with the flu, a cold, strep throat: I would never cancel a show just based on discomfort.”

“I hope you can forgive me. I love my little monsters more than anything, you are everything to me. I will make up the performance on Jan 26.”


GET BETTER BABE!

Pop goes Christina (well, not yet)


Expecting a husband with her singer boyfriend The Dream, Christina Milian shares that she is nervous about giving birth to her baby girl.

“I am nervous about giving birth to the baby. That’s probably the most nerve-wracking part of it all. Every day I wonder, ‘What happens if she comes earlier than expected?’ But as long as Dream is right next to me, I’ll be fine.”

Looks like shes coming soon hun, better get over those nerves and start getting prepared! Good luck!

Audrina on Heidi's transformation: "It's a little much"


JUST A LITTLE?!

Here is what Audrina had to say about Heidi's 10 plastic surgery procedures:
"I haven't seen how she looks, so it's hard for me to comment on it, but these are her decisions, and as long as Heidi is happy, that's all that matters, I think it's a case of, 'To each their own, but 10 procedures in one day is a little much."

Take THAT Peta


Singer Kelis loves her fur and she wont let anyone get in the way of her love of wearing animals on her Myspace blog.

She received some hate mail from PETA so she decided to get some things off her chest.

She writes:

On wearing fur:

"Btw it’s not just the look of fur. It’s warm as hell and feels glorious, ever rubbed faux fur on your body? Nothing luxurious about that. Then the letter proceeded to name artist and designers who don't wear real fur. Great! More for me! I don't judge them, don't judge me.

"If I started wearing endangered animals like polar bear or orangutan then talk to me. (Which btw for the record I would not - I do believe in the preservation of endangered species) But the minks and chinchilla that quite honestly are rodents and if weren't in the form of a coat I would demand they be put to death anyway are not an issue to me."

On eating meat:

"There is no humane way to kill anything, let me start there. It’s unfortunate but it’s part of life. With that being said, I would eat pterodactyl if you found some and you told me it was meaty and delicious…I eat meat, and in fact my mouth salivates as I type the word meat!"

On how PETA should find a more "worthwhile cause":

"If u want to preach do it about something worthwhile don't waste my time trying to save the dang chipmunk. Find a worthwhile cause like the women being maimed in these Middle Eastern countries. Or female circumcision. Or women's rights here in America, we still get paid less for doing the same jobs as men.

"Quite honestly if you hate the world so much go live in the forest where no one else has to hear you complain about the perfectly good food chain the good Lord created. Everyone has the right to an opinion, and that's mine on that! xoxo"

CLICK HERE to read the whole thing

American Idol convict



Maybe he'll perform for us in an orange jumpsuit! that would be a treat!

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Lookin like a fool with ya pants on tha ground



MY FAVORITE AUDITION EVER!!!!! Please give this guy a career, I would pay to see him and his shenanigans

Power to Ya B and Jay-Z

Here is the list of power couples and what they are worth. Jay-Z and Beyonce come in first as the highest earning couple of the year. Congrats for being BIG pimpin.

1) Jay-Z & Beyonce Knowles - $122 million
2) Harrison Ford & Calista Flockhart - $69 million
3) Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie -$55 million
4) Will Smith & Jada Pinkett Smith - $48 million
5) David & Victoria Beckham - $46 million
6) Ellen DeGeneres & Portia de Rossi - $36 million
7) Tom Hanks & Rita Wilson - $35.5 million
8) Jim Carrey & Jenny McCarthy - $34 million
9) Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes - $33.5 million
10) Chris Martin & Gwyneth Paltrow - $33 million
11) Sarah Jessica Parker & Matthew Broderick - $29 million
12) Tim McGraw & Faith Hill - $28 million
13) Eva Longoria & Tony Parker - $22 million
14) Katherine Heigl & Josh Kelley - $20 million
15) Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban - $17 million

(via JustJared)

Pimples be gone!


Katy Perry and Avril Lavigne are set to be the new faces of Proactiv. The 25 year old singers will have commercials debut later this month for the acne solution.

When In Rome - Movie Trailer



cant wait!

Whitney and Brody dating?!


Seems like Mr.Brody Jenner is making his way down the list of The Hills cast. First Kristin Cavallari, then Lauren Conrad, then even a little fling with Audrina Patridge and NOW the Hills-turned-City girl Whitney Port.

The two were seen canoodling (HAHA reminds me of Mean Girls when the principal is talking about Regina and that guy) ANYWAYS, they were seen getting cozy with each other on New Years Day weekend in Los Angeles.

Possible new relationship drama? I sure hope so!

Jersey Shore song

Everyone is making parodies of this these days, holy eff. We cant lie though, they are all pretty funny. Check out "The Jersey Shore song" by Key of Awesome



Love how Snooki gets punched in the face repeatedly LOL too funny

Rihanna does W







Rihanna tells W about her inspiring attempts to help 26-year-old Nigerian sledder Seun Adebiyi, who is currently battling Leukemia.

She tells the press:

"Leukemia interrupted Seun's dream of being the first Nigerian in the Winter Olympics, but together we can help him make his dream come true. We need to find him a bone marrow donor!"

So sweet RiRi

Blake Lively does Esquire




Looking pretty slick there Blake.

Click HERE to read the article.

Who wore it better?

Vajazzle your Vajayjay gurl!



SO. FUNNY.

Nick Jonas is funny.

Ive never really seen him crack a joke, hes always been the serious one. He's so cute!

BAHAH im not even going to comment on this..

Cristiano Ronaldo for Armani




Gorgeous Portuguese soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo models as Armani's male underwear model. The female model Megan Fox's pictures HERE

Ronnie from Jersey talks to TMZ










Ronnie from MTV's Jersey Shore takes a minute to talk to TMZ cameraman to discuss the fights that are almost a routine on the show every Thursday night.

YAY a Canadian!

Jesse Laballe a fellow Canadian just released his music video for his adorable single Perfect Accident which I adore.

He is super goodlookin too ;)

Check him out. Here's the video!

The Bachelor/ette spinoff


It's basically going to be like Big Brother but with 20 favorites of both the Bachelor and Bachelorette from past seasons.

They will be put in a house together and will have to compete in weekly challenges in order to avoid being evicted from the house.

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

This bitch is full of S!@#


Tila Tacky-la is making up bullshit once again.

She tells E! Online:
"Casey would want me to take care of [Johnson's daughter] Ava."

"I don't want to talk about the funeral. I wasn't allowed to go and I am so upset. I can't sleep and I am on suicide watch."
Just pull the damn trigger already, holy eff. You are such a liar! SNAP OUT OF YOUR FANTASY WORLD and come back down to earth Tila.

Simon to leave American Idol

He says about the agreement,

"We reached an agreement formally at about half past 11 this morning. Where we have come to and agreed is that X Factor will launch in America in 2011, with me judging the show and exec producing the show. Because of that this will be my last season on 'American Idol,' this year. I felt like doing something different. I want to leave Idol this year bigger and better than it's been before."
Also press play to hear more about it



Who do you think could replace Simon?

He liked it, so Russell Brand put a ring on it



Would you check out that diamond. HOLY. EFF.

Eva Mendes for Calvin Klein




Eva Mendes gets oiled up and wrestles around in the sand with model Jamie Dornan for a series of ads to hit the billboards in the spring. A guaranteed traffic-stopper that's for sure!

GO Eva!

Megan Fox for Armani







Megan Fox may have been voted the worst actress of 2009, but damn, betch is still smokin hot!

Here are Foxy Megan's new shots for the new Armani Exchange ads.

Heidi Montag album cover art


Trying to imitate Lady Gaga with the big silver circle/ring is not going to make people buy your album Heidi, so dont bother.

Besides people can just search it on YouTube if they want to hear it. IF they want to hear it.

Channing Tatums penis is too hot, literally




HAHA poor guy!!

On the set of his new movie, actor and heartthrob, Channing Tatum had a little accident involving boiling water and his male parts.

Channing told Details magazine that he was rushed to the hospital with severe burns to his pee pee.

What happened was boiling water was accidentally poured down Tatum's wetsuit to stop him from getting hypothermia while shooting The Eagle of The Ninth in the freezing waters off Scotland.

He says of the unbearable pain,

"I was trying to pull the suit away from my body to somehow get away from the boiling water, and the more I pulled the suit away, the lower the water went. It just went straight down," he said.

"I've been to the hospital, gotten stitches, had broken fingers and toes. But this was a suffocating kind of pain."

He was an hour away from the nearest hospital and the pain was so bad he had wished someone would knock him unconscious he tells the magazine.

As for the recovery, he is doing well. He shares, "Now my penis is fantastic! One hundred percent recovered. Put me back in the game, Coach."

So bad, but SO funny.

How I Met Your Mother - The Musical LOL

Nothing suits me like a suit.