Snook and Sitch get a raise

According to reports, along with the new season of Jersey Shore comes a bigger and better paycheck for the uber tanned individuals. 100,000 dollars is what Snooki and The Situation will now receive PER EPISODE and there are about 13 episodes in a season...you do the math.

All of you readers are probably thinking..why did I spend thousands on school if I could have been paid thousands to whore it out on national television?

The cast is set to shoot in Italy in the next couple of weeks. I wonder how that's going to go down after they were bitched out about misrepresenting Italians when the show first aired.

I guess we will soon find out.

DAILY LOL

Check out this hilarious newscast about a clepto cat!

LOVE IT !

Natalie Portman "too old" to smoke weed!

Oscar winning actress Natalie Portman shares that although she used to smoke marijuana back in the day that she no longer puffs and passes.

She says: “I love stoner comedies. I smoked weed in college, but I haven’t smoked in years. I’m too old. I wish I was that cool, but I’m like an old lady now. I’m in bed by 10 p.m. I can’t do that anymore.”

The 29 year old mama-to-be is starring in this months Your Highness alongside James Franco who just happens to be a major pothead. They totally smoked a joint or two on set together.

Vanessa Hudgens "emBARE ASSED" over nude photos

So some asshole is continuing to make money off of Vanessa Hudgens body as he releases "new" photos of her naked from yearsssss ago.

The first release was in 2007 when she was trying to send them to her then boyfriend Zac Efron. Photos of her naked then resurfaced in 2009 and again this year which Vanessa is reportedly "furious" about.

The 23 year old Beastly actress told Capital FM: "The more embarrassing thing is talking to the lawyers and attorneys about it but, whatever, you deal."

We feel for you dollface, we really do but next time keep your clothes on. 19 year old's should be fully clothed.

Proof Americans are stooopid

Pia Toscano was eliminated out of the American Idol competition. How and why? I dont know what to say other than America has lost their minds.

All the contestants are really good this season but Pia has by far the best female voice in the the entire competition. Plus she is GORGEOUS, the complete package.

So why did America vote her out?

Heres the performance before elimination. Totally not worth a kick off stage!

90 minutes of Glee !

On April 26, everyone's BELOVED Glee will return and Gleeks all over the world will rejoice as a special 90 minute episode will air. Think that's awesome, just wait.

The episode will feature LADY GAGA's music once again since fans didn't get enough earlier this season.

The scoop: The cast will perform Born This Way as they learn about "self acceptance"

CANT WAIT!