Jersey Shore no more

SIKE!

There will officially be a season two of the guido and guidettes! All 7 of the crew have decided to return but there is a twist though! They will not be returning to Seaside for the second season. According to MTV they will "escape the cold Northeast and find themselves in a new destination."

Hmm, Mexico perhaps? Yeah, probably...Cabo?

40 days and 40 nights

After giving birth to Vida, their daughter, Matthew McConaughey's girlfriend Camila Alves is taking a vow of celibacy for 40 days to let her female parts rest.

She says:

"Where I come from, we believe in something we call a 40-day break after the baby. You have to let your body do its own thing. You give it time to recover and let everything settle down. You kind of respect all the hard work your body has just done and give it a break. For these 40 days, you really take it easy. By that I mean no sex, light, healthy food, no trips to the gym. Then, after 40 days, you are good to go."

Sucks for you, Matthew! But at least you will get to spend some time with the kids and such.

Snook and J-WOWWW get Playboy offers

Everyones favorite Guidettes from the Jersey Shore have been offered Playboy covers! Snooki and JWow have been asked to strip down for the famous magazine.

While Snooki declined the offer, Jwoww will accept for $200,000 smackaroos, about half of what Snooki was offered.

Jenni Farley (JWoww) is excited about being in Playboy saying:

“I want a celebrity centerfold and cover... I think it’s already in the works!”

Epic.

Introducing Tiger's balls.

The Tail Of The Tiger Golf Ball Gift Set... The Mistress Collection is on sale now - The box set includes 12 different mistress golf balls available for you to use anytime.

LOL loves it!

HAHAHA :|

Tila Tequila is claiming that she is indeed sperminated and the person she is holding responsible for her fetus spawn is The Game. You remember that rapper? This is how we do?



The rapper himself, real name Jayceon Terrell Taylor, has not confirmed yet, so until he does I am assuming that Tacky Tila is lying as usual. Bitch is crazy

NEW MUSIC: Mariah Carey ft. Nicki Minaj

I love Nicki Minaj, shes BOSS!!

Also new from Mariah, Angels Cry ft. Neyo. Check it out

Skankass drags a fag

This girl really irritates me.

Taylor on being a role model: "I don't f***ing care. I didn't get into this to be a role model. So I'm sorry if I'm influencing your kids in a way that you don't like, but I can't be responsible for their actions. I don't care."

Keep talking like that and no one is going to care about you. Image, Taylor, that's what people look at whether you like it or not.

Get an education, it probably wasn't a good idea to drop out of school at 14 and then try and get people to take you seriously. Grow up.

Nick Jonas for V Man Magazine

Nick Jonas, 17, poses for V Man magazine whose photos were inspired by Johnny Cash and Elvis Presely.

I am really loving Nick's grown up look. Ditching the Disney image slowly but surely. YAY

NEXT time, no shirt please, okay thanks :)

Jessica Simpson cuts the cheese

um, LOL!

Thank you USWeekly you really are the leaders in celebrity gossip.

Jessica, lay off the beans babe !

Caption Contest: What is Mike "The Situation" Thinking

I'm guessing "f@#$ thats a better situation, then my situation...situationally speaking"

OH, MY, GOD.

Drooled. All over myself.

Thanks Nick.

Eff you haters

He is even more fiery than his hair.

Daren Kagasoff for Vman Mag

Oh my heck, these pictures are dangerously hot.

Daren Kagasoff of The Secret Life of the American Teenager strips down for Vman Magazine which hits the newsstands tomorrow!

I love bad boy Ricky :)

Tila Tequila is preggers, blah blah blah

Here is what Tila shared in her blog to the world, he big secret. I am so over it. BLEHK

THE BIG NEWS EVERYONE: TILA TEQUILA IS OFFICALLY PREGNANT, 100% CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! & THIS BABY WAS NO "ACCIDENT" EITHER!!!!!!!!

IT IS A TRULY TOUCHING STORY THAT I WILL TELL YOU ONE DAY......BUT I GOT PREGNANT FOR CASEY! BECAUSE SHE WATED TO START A FAMILY AND SINCE SHE ALREADY HAD AN ADOPTED DAUGHTER, SHE WANTED ME TO BECOME THE PREGNANT ONE!!!!!!!!!! BUT NOW THAT SHE IS GONE.... A NEW LIFE IS BORN AND I KNOW HER SPIRITS ARE IN MY BEAUTIFUL MIRACLE BABY GROWING INSIDE OF ME RIGHT NOW! I AM SO HAPPY! MY LIFE IS ABOUT TO CHANGE BIGTIME! I AM GOING TO BE A MOTHER AND I CANNOT WAIT! I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT FOR SUCH A LONG TIME! AND NOW, MY BABY JAYDEN, HAS FINALLY COME BACK TO MOMMY!

NEVER FEAR THO, THAT DOES NOT MEAN I STILL WON'T HAVE A LOUD MOUTH BUSTIN A CAP ON BITCHES WHO TALK SHIT ABOUT ME! LMAO....I WILL ALWAYS BE THE SAME GIRL....THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS NOW....I AM GOING TO HAVE A BABY AND WILL BE A FANTASTIC MOTHER! AS FAR AS TILA TEQUILA, OH DON'T WORRY, SHE WILL STILL BE AROUND TO MAKE YOU LAUGH AND DO CRAZY THINGS...BUT WOW I CANNOT BELIEVE I JUST TOLD THE WORLD MY SECRET!!!!!!!! TILA TEQUILA IS PREGNANT! I KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE WANT TO ASK A LOT OF QUESTIONS BUT LETS TAKE IT SLOW HERE. I DONT WANT TO GET OVERWHELMED NOR EXPLOIT MY CHILD AND WHO THE FATHERS CHILD IS. FOR NOW, I AM PREGNANT AND THAT IS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU GOD! YOU TOOK AWAY THE LOVE OF MY LIFE, BUT GAVE ME SOMETHING EVEN BETTER, A NEW LIFE THAT I BROUGHT INTO THIS WORLD!!! THANK YOU!

*rolls eyes*

Happy Birthday LIL JON

WHAT? OK! GET CRUNK!

Lil Jon turns 39 today. Go 'head boy, drink from that pimp cup!

Ugly Betty no more.

After season of SHITastic ratings, ABC has confirmed that Ugly Betty starring America Ferrera is cancelled. This season will be the show's last.

The show was pretty good but its cancellation probably had to do with the fact that ABC had changed its time slot to Fridays which lost viewers. They then tried moving it back to Wednesday, but were unsuccessful regaining lost viewers. OH well.

Adios Betty.

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LETS GET NAKED AND SUCK SOME BLOOD!!

Oh ERIC!

For those of you who do watch True Blood, you already know that the show isnt exactly G - rated. It's kind of like, Vampire soft porn. If you are like me and cant get enough of this show, get ready.

The shows return to HBO is going to get even raunchier! It has been reported that Eric, the sexy badass vampire (played by Alexander Skarsgard) will be getting naked a lot more in True Blood's third season. WOO!

Cant wait!

Diddy's song turns 16!

Diddy threw his son, Justin Dior Combs a huge party costing him a million dollars for turning 16 in NYC on Sunday.

Justin brought rapper Nicki Minaj as his date and had celebs such as Lil' Kim, Snooki, Vinny and Pauly D from Jersey Shore attend his party which was taped for MTV's My Super Sweet Sixteen.

What did he get as a gift from Puff Daddy? Uh, a car, DUH!

Diddy hooked up his spawn with a $360,000 Maybach complete with his own personal driver. Hmm, must be nice.

He also gave his son 10,000 to his bank account but Justin kindly donated it to Haiti relief fund. How sweet!

Separated at birth

Gary Coleman and The Brain of Pinky and The Brain..striking resemblance don't you think?

Joey Kovar - Real World star turned Wrestler

TMZ is reporting that Joey Kovar who we saw as the alcoholic on the Real World: Hollywood has found a new way to keep off drugs. Joey has been training to be a wrestle and a part of POWW Entertainment which he will begin wrestling for in a couple of months.

Check out this video of Joey on Celebrity Rehab! Shocking stuff. I thought he was solely an alcoholic.

Separated at Birth?

LOL! The Situation and Tracy Morgan = twins?

Donatella Versace: St. Barts Burnt

EW. I am so grossed out by these pictures. What is her motivation to continue to tan that already orange skin?

Why?...WHYYY?!

NEW MUSIC: Leighton Meester "Your Love is a Drug"

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Omarion is back

Other then that little cameo he had on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, I havent heard much about the "Icebox" singer since his singing career went in the pooper.

Get ready Omarion groupies, he's back and ready to judge the next season of MTV's
America's Best Dance Crew since Shane Sparks got himself into some trouble.

Exectutive Producer/American Idol judge Randy Jackson speaks kindly of ABDC's new judge saying, "Omarion is a great friend, and I am looking forward to him joining the ABDC family. Season five is going to be blazing hot!"

Look out for the new season on January 28.

Spencer speaks

Finally, where is this dude's mouth when you WANT to hear him speak?

The self-proclaimed King Spencer finally speaks about his wife, Heidi's 10 plastic surgeries in a day. He says:

"Anytime I hinted that it might be a little much or if I just asked if she was sure, I even felt like I was crossing lines. I'm not in charge of what she does with any part of her body. I'm her husband – not her owner.

"But everyone sees themselves differently when they look in the mirror. Nobody truly understands how she feels except her. I may not be okay with things, but it's not my call."

Boy, you have to look at her for the rest of your life, you should have at least convinced her that she was beautiful the way she was. Where are those balls when you need them?

Jersey Shore - Second Season Bargaining

As of right now there is no agreement yet to start production of Jersey Shore season 2. The cast is negotiating salary for the next season wanting to all be paid equally, as in no one is getting paid more than the other.

MTV initially offered the fist pumping cast 5,000 dollars per episode to which they cleverly declined. And why would they? Their show is racking in MAJOR ratings and viewers for MTV.

MTV's second offer is 10,000 an episode, but the cast is currently debating on whether or not to take it and head back to the Shore.

We said make it an even 15 thou and throw in some of that hair gel (the good kind) for Pauly D and the boys.

MAKE IT HAPPEN!!! and FUHGETABOUTIT

Disney: Mended Relationships and Broken Friendships

Nick Jonas and Selena Gomez are back on. NELENA take 2!

The two were seen sharing a backstage kiss at Hope For Haiti Now Telethon on Friday night! How cute!

But while Selena has gained back her relationship, it seems that her friendship with Demi Lovato is fading into the background. The two that were once INSEPARABLE are now not really on speaking terms. Taylor Swift seems to be filling in Demi's shoes these days!

While signing autographs and taking pictures with fans in the UK this weekend, Demi was asked "How's Selena" by a fan, to which she replied, "Ask Taylor"



Watch at around 1:35 to see for yourself.

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Gary Coleman arrested on count of Domestic Violence

Is Chris Brown everyone's role model?

Former child star, Gary Coleman was arrested on Sunday in Utah for domestic violence pre-hospitalization. Gary was admitted to a health centre for a slight seizure earlier this month.

His bail has been set for $1,725.

What I want to know is who or what he abused? An ant? A caterpillar?

Kelly Osbourne to Tila Tequila: You Stink!

Funny Kelly Osbourne compares Tila "The Attention Whore" Tequila to a stinky fart. Read the awesomeness that is her words below.

"I equate Tila to a fart. She is disgusting, stinks, is publicly embarrassing but kind of funny. If she wants to humiliate herself at her own expense then so be it. Honey instead of your desperate quest for fame you should go on one for dignity and self-respect. No matter what you try and come back with the tampon says it all."