Song of the day: Digital Underground - The Humpty Dance

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BETCHES

Ryan Reynolds and Jessica Stroup both celebrate their birthdays today!

Ryan is 33 today, Jessica is 23

The Vampires Assistant - Opens Today

Looks good huh?

NEW MOON: NEW MOVIE TRAILER!

A source, who has already seen NEW MOON told GLAM CHOWDER that it is amazing and that I will love it.

This excites me 23424657468756474564 times more. The premiere is less than a month away. I CANT HANDLE IT!

When did the stars lose their virginity?

People magazine recently released "When The Stars Lost Their Virginity?"

The stars included in this were Angelina Jolie, Paris Hilton, Megan Fox, Daniel Radcliffe and more.

Here is a list of celebs and when they lost their "V-Card"

Angelina Jolie : 14 years old
Brooke Sheilds: 22 years old
Daniel Radcliffe: 16 years old
Fergie: 18 years old
Johnny Depp: 13 years old
Kelly Osbourne: 13 years old
Lil Wayne: 13 years old
Matthew McConaughey: 15 years old
Megan Fox: 17 years old
Paris Hilton: 15 years old
Sienna Miller: 16 years old
Tina Fey: 24 years old
Woody Harrelson: 17 years old

For comments by the stars on the loss of their virginity, CLICK HERE

BabyDaddy Behind Bars

Lil Wayne, who had a hearing in a Manhattan courthouse on Thursday pleaded guilty for possesion of weapons on his tour bus.

The grammy-winning rapper remains free on $30,000 bail. He is set to appear in State Supreme Court in NYC again on Dec. 15.

His sentencing hearing is scheduled for February.

SMARTEN UP WEEZY!

NENE puts Michael Lohan on BLAST

LOL, this is hilarious.

NeNe from The Real Housewives of Atlanta put Michael Lohan on BLAST yesterday on The Insider. She calls him a "toxic parent" for letting his COCAINE/ALCOHOL addict daughter Lindsay get this bad.

Dude is best friends with Jon Gossellin, what do you expect?

Lohan tries to make some fat jokes and does some wierd shit with his hands and then realizes that he got served and listened to NeNe's advice to get up and leave.

HAHA. LOVE IT.

Amy Winehouse's daddy likes her boobs

Amy Crackhouse recently got her tates done and apparently her father loves them.

Mitch Winehouse, Amy's dad was interviewed on a British tv show called THIS MORNING recently where he was asked how his daughter was doing. He said this,

"Fantastic, fantastic. Her boobs are great as well. I shouldn't have said that should I? She looks absolutely fantastic."

UM EW! what kind of father talks about his spawn's breasteses! NASTY.

The Last Song

How many of us bawleddd our eyes out at the Notebook and since then its been our fave Romance movie of all time?

Get ready for a new movie, The Last Song, written by Nicolas Sparks (who wrote the Notebook) starring Liam Hemsworth and MILEY CYRUS.

According to IMDB.com The Last song is about a rebellious girl who is sent to a Southern beach town for the summer to stay with her father. Through their mutual love of music, the estranged duo learn to reconnect.

The release date is April 2, 2010

Sounds good!

Also, Miley and Liam are rumored to be dating. They were seen sucking face at an airport not too long ago.

Music from the movie:

Career in the DUMP: Ashlee Simpson-Wentz

Has anyone been watching Melrose?

Apparently ratings are pretty shitty.

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz is getting the boot from the show in January. Producers of the show said they always knew they were going to get rid of her character.

Todd Klavkin, the shows Executive Producer said this:

"Well, we always knew that this murder mystery would end in episode 12. And we always knew that [Ashlee's] character of Violet would be instrumental in that as a suspect, And once that murder mystery was solved, she would go on her way. That was the original plan going into the development of the show."

too bad so sad.

Kardashians suspect crew member stole thier jewellery

Earlier this week it was reported that Kourtney Kardashians house in Calabasas, California was robbed.

The Kardashians are speaking out about the robbery now and believe that it was an inside job. They think that one of the crew from their reality show did it.

Khloe and Kris called in to talk to the producer of their show, Ryan Seacrest, and told him, "We have a hunch, it was a group thing."

Cant trust ANYONE.

GLEE - Recap

1. Emma and Will : SO need to hookup soon before I jump through my t.v screen and push them together. I really loved the department store dance they shared tonight...so cute!

2. Puck: Why are you so DAYUMMM gorgeous, lets make babies. I think he either going to keep hooking up with Rachel or is going to come out and spill the beans about being Quinn's babydaddy soon.

3. Slushies in the face? LOL that was so random the whole episode.

4. SWEET CAROLINE, Thong song, What a girl wants and Bust a move were among the songs covered by the Glee cast tonight and each one was equally delightful and GLAMtastic.

5. Sue Sylvester. NUFF SAID. I knew her being nice wasnt going to last for more than 5 minutes.

OVERALL = AMAZING

GLEE hottie - Mark Salling

He is so hot, we had to make a blog post just for him.

Check out Mark Salling play "Puck" every week on Glee at 9pm on Global.

First Look - Desperate Housewives

Your first look at the disastrous upcoming episode of Desperate Housewives. Wisteria Lane is in for a tragic plane crash!

No word yet on when this episode will air, but by the looks of it its going to be a good one!

GLAMbie's new music video

New video for Adam Lambert's single "Time For Miracles"

LAV YUH BABE

SLUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Here is Tila Tacky-la's latest attempt at getting peoples attention. She performs a strip tease with a BUTCHER KNIFE.

Really Tila, really?

pop your breast implants with that thing. now that would be funny.

Introducing Sparrow James Midnight Madden!

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden introduce their baby boy Sparrow in the new issue of People.

SO CUTE, and would you look at Harlow's cheeks! I just wanna squeeze them. She looks just like mommy.

Bachelor Jason Mesnick and MOLLY - Engaged!

UPDATE: Jason put a diamond ring inside a champagne glass and handed it over to Molly. Molly has been living with Jason and his son in Seattle for a month now.

Remember these two?

Bachelor finally proposed to Molly Malaney who got sloppy seconds after Jason dumped Melissa Rycroft (former Dallas Cowboys cheerleader and Dancing with the Stars contestant) on live television.

He reportedly popped the question YESTERDAY while vacationing with Molly in New Zealand.

HMM, congrats. Guess you two were meant to be!

Peta - Jayde Nicole

Canadian Playmate, Jayde Nicole as one of the faces of PETA. She wants you to help her SAVE THE SEALS!

so cute, HEY! she's got clothes on for once..CLASSY!

Chris Breezy speaks out once again

Chris Brown took to the airwaves today on HOT 97 with Angie Martinez. Of course he talked about nothing other than the Rihanna situation.

IM SO OVER IT!!!

If you want to get your career started again, release some FREAKING music and stop crying. We know you are sorry, what you did what horribly wrong and you should be punished for it, but that story is so old now, I bet if you stop talking about it and doing your thing it will go away.!!

CLICK HERE to listen to the full interview.

If he says "at the end of the day" one more time I will BEAT YOU!

Collaboration: Lady Gaga and Beyonce!

On October 7, Gaga and Beyonce teamed up in the studio to make what I am sure will be a hit. It will be Beyonce's new single "Video Phone"

Lots of Gaga collabs in the works, maybe because she is AWESOME.

B would be proud! - well, not really LOL

These two guys bring on the LOL's with their performance of Oops I Did It Again on X-Factor. They even acted out the Britney-Wierd Astronaut thing.

Simon compared the performance to "the first time he watched The Exocist - I didnt like it, but I sorta wanted to watch it again"

HAHA epic.

Gerard Butler - A threesome kinda guy

The Scottish sexpot likes to get FREAKY.

Gerard has admitted to experimenting with guys in the past. We are wondering if these threesomes included some same-sex hookups.

Adam Lambert's Details Magazine photos

Adam Lambert is gay, but something in these photos tells me that he is fond of the body of a woman.

Adam opens up about life in depth in the new issue of Details, including what he thinks of the opposite sex who constantly throw their panties at him.

"I think it's weird that I'm having this effect on women. It's flattering," he says. "I've never had underwear thrown at me before. Clearly there's something significant about it, because there aren't a lot of openly gay men in the entertainment industry,"
He has said in the past that he wouldnt "rule out women" and these photos are proof. He tells Details, "I like kissing women sometimes. Women are pretty. It doesn't mean I'm necessarily sleeping with them."

LOVE HIM! Cant wait for his album!

Laguna Beach Reunion?

UPDATE : it was just a rumor!

NO FRIGGEN WAY!!!!

Jessica Smith from Laguna Beach will be live on The Hills After Show tonight talking about a possible Laguna Reunion!

OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE MTV!!!

How many of you are down to watch that? UM everyone DUH.

ps. Jessica was just recently married!

Pay Up Betch!

Holly Montag, Heidi Montag's older sister, threw a birthday party for herself this week in which 2 things happened.

1. Stephanie Pratt got arrested with a DUI
2. Heidi, her own sister didnt show up!

Heidi refused to attend her sisters birthday party because she was not getting paid to be there. Her and Spencer don't attend anything unless there's money involved! A friend of Holly's voiced their opinion on the situation.

"Holly was really wishing that her sister could just be a sister and stop by her birthday party, but Heidi only goes places if she is getting paid. I mean, this is her sister and she wouldn’t even show up without a fee. That’s disgusting."

What a bitch! In a couple of years when you and Spencer's fame fades, you wont even have your family to fall back on. SOME CHRISTIAN YOU ARE!

The Hasselhoff's on the small screen

David Hassehoff and his daughters Taylor Ann and Hayley Amber are hitting the small screen with their own reality television show on A&E.

After watching the Hoff's drunk video numerous times, I am sooo down to watch this reality show. Guaranteed entertainment.

In Case You Missed It - Chuck Bass same sex liplock!

LOL, Gossip Girl never disappoints.

PS. while we are on the subject of GG, There is a rumor going around that Victoria Beckham may have a guest role in an up and coming episode.

A source says:

“Victoria isn’t an actress and wanted her role to be very tongue-in-cheek. And an idea for her to play Ed Westwick’s long-lost mother was quickly vetoed. Victoria joked that she’d rather play his ex-love interest!”

YAY!

HOLY SHET! NEW MOON CLIP!

EXACTLY ONE MONTH AWAY TODAY! I CANT WAITTTTTT

Ask Kate

The show, Jon and Kate plus 8, was officially cancelled but the producers of TLC are trying to squeeze as much as they can out of Kate until her contract is over in November.

On Monday, TLC is airing a one hour special featuring Kate answering viewer questions.

Like she reallllllllllllllllllllly wants to do that.

If you had the chance, what would you ask Kate?

Collaboration News: Lady Gaga and Adam Lambert

Its official!

Adam Lambert, idol runnerup and Lady Gaga have recorded song together. This is gunna be so hot!

LOVE HIM and LOVE HER!

Adam took to his Twitter to spread the news and here are his tweets:

Yes it's true: I spent yesterday in the studio w the insanely talented and creative Lady GaGa recording a song that she wrote! I love her.

Gaga wrote the song a while ago and she thought it would be a good fit for me. It's a solo track. I feel so honored and lucky to be asked.

GaGa just gets it, ya know?

New Rihanna - Russian Roulette

CLICK HERE to listen to Rihanna's newly released song Russian Roulette

It is great, love it!

It's about time Rihanna!

New Music - Alicia Keys

Newly released music video for "Doesnt Mean Anything" by Alicia Keys.

Is it just me or is this song FUCKING ANNOYING.. shes like yelling the whole time, I think my ears are bleeding.

Lyrics are cute but I just cant listen to this whole song. Love Alicia Keys but this isn't her best.

My most prized possession? A wad of hair!

Earlier this month bids were placed to buy Elvis Presely's hair. The starting bid $12,000 but it sold for $18,300 just this weekend!!!!!

The wad of the King's hair is 51 years old. THATS NASTY!

The bidder is still unidentified. Congratulations on spending money on a useless possession! Hope it brings you a lifetime of happiness!

Balloon Boy's dad in the SLAMMA...hopefully!!

Richard Heene (MAJOR douchebag) has been sentenced to do some jail time after the HUGE hoax that is Balloon Boy.

The most significant charges the family faces could result in a maximum sentence of six years in prison and a $500,000 fine.

Heene's lawyer released a statement saying that he expects the Richard Heene the suspect of the "Balloon Boy" hoax to be charged by Wednesday -- and when that happens Heene will plead not guilty.

NOT GUILTY? HA!

These people are sick in the head. To do that to you're children is disgusting. He literally made his kids sick from all this media attention.

Watch Balloon Boy puke on live television:

X Gonna Give It 2 Ya

Here's a video of rapper DMX going balisitic at a charity event in Colorado Springs. He showed up 90 minutes late to his scheduled performance. Security was PESSED off and DMX and his homies through a hissy fit.

Honestly? It charity event you have no class what so ever, stop being so ghetto and ACT PROFESSIONAL!!!!! this guy is always screaming for crissakes!

New Music: LADY GAGA

Genious as per usual. Lady Gaga releases new single called Bad Romance.

Gaga-OOH LA LA

CLICK HERE to dance your ass off.

Couple Alert: Alexander Skarsgard and Kate Bosworth

So in love!

Kate and Alexander announced yesterday at the Scream Awards 2009 that they are officially a couple. Kinda random but they look so happy.

For those of you who watch True Blood, Alexander who plays Eric on the show won Scream's BEST VILLAIN award. Well deserved.

PS. I am having MAJOR True Blood withdrawal so hurry the shit up and come back! i cant take this anticipation!

Dedicated to the wonderful NATALIE CASTRO!

Still freaks out about how similar our names are HAHA!

Thank you sooo much for making my logo, I really appreciate it. You put up with my difficult ass so that makes you amazing. Kudos to you figuring out how to make it sparkly! Couldnt have done it without you.

For more of the lovely Natalie Castro CLICK HERE to follow her on twitter!

Love ya girl!

Stephanie Pratt - Busted for DUI

Stephanie Pratt, from MTV's The Hills was arrested for DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUENCE of alcohol early this morning leaving Holly Montag's birthday party.

The cops were stationed right outside the party and were waiting to bust Stephanie as they knew she had been drinking.

She is being held in custody and bail has been set as 5,000.

No Biggie right Steph? 5,000 is petty cash..you will get out in no time!

There was a fight outside the party. Apparently bystanders of all this were not happy with others who were taking pictures of Steph being arrested so people were throwing punches. None of them were arressted though.

AH Hollywood, so GLAMorous!

Kardashian Home ROBBED

There are reports that Kourtney Kardashian's Calabasas, California home was robbed this evening while she and her babydaddy Scott were out for dinner.

Items stolen include vintage jewellery her deceased father, Robert Kardashian left her, a 30,000 dollar Cartier watch, diamond hoops, and an expensive Rolex watch.

Dang, that sucks!