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According to reports, a man in France has been ordered by a judge for NOT getting freaky with his bride.

Jean-Louis B of France has to now fork over 14,000 dollars to his wife of 21 years for lack of a sexual interaction. He claims however that his health problems are to blame.

Article 215 in France's civil code requires citizens to be DTF stating: "A sexual relationship between husband and wife is the expression of affection they have for each other, and married couples must agree to a shared communal life, which includes sex."

Them Europeans are a horny bunch of coconuts.

Lindsay Lohan is delusional

When a person considers getting arrested for theft and going to rehab for drug addiction the prime of her life, you know shes just f!@#king crazy.

Lindsay Lohan went and got her self a new tat displaying the lyrics of Billy Joel's 1989 song " I Go To Extremes."

Lindsay definitely goes to extremes, alright. The tat reads "Clear as crystal, sharp as a knife, I think I'm in the prime of my life." Tmz reports:

We’re told Lindsay felt the lyric was important to her because “It represented where she is in life and everything she’s been through … it signifies that she’s focused.”

Yeah okay Lindsay Loca, keep dreaming.

Kate Bosworth: Alexander Skarsgard is a good rapist

Actors really get into thier shit, yo.

Kate Bosworth covered Black Book magazine this month in which she talks about working with True Blood hottie Alexander Skarsgard in the upcoming movie Straw Dogs. In the movie Alex's character rapes Kates and she admits to actually feeling terrified while they were filming the rape scene.

Kate who actually went out with ASkars tells the magazine

“I told Alex not to worry about me, to just go for it. I said, I need you
to lose yourself in this moment. And it was actually violent. He’s a huge guy. When he was ripping off my clothes in front of a room filled with men, even though I knew it was make-believe, it was still incredibly violating and terrifying. The panic you see flooding me in that rape scene is real.”

Thats pretty intense!!

Kim, Kourt, and Khloe getting preggers at the same time?

Kris Jenner the leader of the Kardashian pack excitingly gushed to Us Weekly how AMAZING it would be if all three of her big moneymakers (Kim, Kourtney and Khloe) were to get prego at the same time!

Some are questioning Kris Jenner's motives wondering if its for more exposure and more reality show deals. I happen to think its a great idea, of course we automatically judge them because they are so famous but logically all the kids would be the same age and have someone to play with all the time, I think its cute!

Push out those puppies girls!!

In other Kardashian news, the threesome's Sears pictures have arrived, check out the photos above.

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CLICK HERE to witness Jersey Shores Angelina Pivarnick voice her opinion on cheating.

"I think that if you cheat you should get caught, you should be
dumped for it and you should be abused. Everybody that's cheating out there you
guys need to stop because everybody's getting divorces, everybody's like
home-wrecking. It's f**ked up. Karma's a b*tch!"

The b!@#h will do anything for a dime clearly.

Mel B welcomes a baby girl!

Former Spice Girl, Melanie "Mel B" Brown gave birth to a baby girl and her third child and first child with husband Stephen Belafonte!

No name revealed but she has taken to her Twitter to share the news by tweeting:

"Finally our baby arrives! Stephen nearly passed out, Phoenix screamed, I
laughed so hard the baby popped out! She is just sooo amazing! I wanna thank you
ALL for your beautiful well wishes, it means a lot to me, you guys are the best,
I am SOOOOOO blessed my heart is melting!!"

Congrats Mel!

Beyonce and Jay-Z 's kid will be poppin his collar

According to a famous forensic artist this is what Jay-Z and Beyonces kid will look like if its a boy collar popped and all.

Dr. D'Lynn Waldron who has worked as a consultant for the FBI released this image saying that their kid will have the fathers features but the mothers eyes.

Creepy.

Austin Powers actor gets arrested for rape

So the dude that throws a shoe in one of the Austin Powers movies (Joseph Hyungmin Son) has been arrested and is guilty of participating in the gang rape of a woman on Christmas Eve in 1990. The woman was 20 years old at the time and claimed Son and the other man repeatedly raped her, and sexually penetrated her with a gun before releasing her in Compton naked.

It makes me sick that it took this long to get his disgusting ass in jail. I hope he drops the soap in prison.

Siyanara 20,000 dolla

Chris Brown accidently tossed his 20,ooo dollar diamond encrusted Rolex watch into the crowd at the VMA's this past Sunday as it was coming loose during his performance. Later after he got off the stage Chris' bodyguard walked through the audience and asked anyone if they saw the watch and a fan actually stepped forward and returned it!!

Chris says he is grateful but didnt thank the fan himself. That girl better get something nice out if this because she could have ran in the other direction 20,000 dollars richer.

Tupac gets smoked by The Outlawz

There were rumors a while back that Tupac's friends rolled a joint with the rappers ashes in it. The Outlawz (a rap group founded by Tupac) now reveal that this rumor is true saying:.

"Yeah, it's definitely true. We got the idea from Pac's lyric in
which he said, 'Last wishes n**gas, smoke my ashes.' We twist up some of that great-granddaddy California kush and mixed the big homie with it so you know, Tupac is flowin' through our system.

Tupacs mother was also apparently present as the ashes were smoked at a memorial event with the family present but says she would never participate in "smoking her son"

WELL I should hope not!

Pickle flavoured condoms?

According to reports, Snooki was offered to make her own line of condoms by Ansell Limited (the company that owns LifeStyles condoms)

No word yet if she has agreed to go in or pull out of the deal (hee hee)

Pickle flavoured condoms on the way? Gross.

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So, Kim Kardashian sex tape part 2?

Well, since she cant dance, turning her one hit wonder's music video into a softcore porno was a given. We love Kim and she looks hot in the video but, sweetie, you're not a singer just stick to reality television.

What do you think? Weigh in below

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Dancing With The Stars cast revealed

Reality stars, and athletes and Chaz Bono, OH MY.

The Dancing With the Stars cast for the upcoming season has been revealed! The line up is as follows. David Arquette, Nancy Grace, Chaz Bono, Kristin Cavallari, Rob Kardashian (lets see if this one can dance) George Clooney's ex model girlfriend Elisbetta Canalis, basketball player Ron Artest, Chynna Phillips, soccer player Hope Solo, J.R Martinez, talk show icon Ricki Lake, and fashion commentator Carson Kressley.

Excited for two reasons: Kristin and Rob. Kristin mainly because my life hasnt been the same since The Hills and Laguna Beach ended and Rob because hes a Kardashian, 'nough said.

Who are you most excited to see dance their butts off for the Mirror Trophy?

DAILY LOL

I actually laughted so hard because I know its going to be stupid. Definitely going to watch this.

Justin, Selena, and a snake named Johnson

Okay so I actually laughed so hard last night when Justin Bieber pulled out his Johnson at Selena Gomez last night. For those of you who dont know, Johnson is the Biebs new pet snake who made its debut last night at the 2011 MTV VMA's.

Oh the sexual innuendo <3 ...Smooth Biebs, smooth.

You better just keep that snake in its cage Justin, or you are going to have ANOTHER addition to your relationship.

Vinny is G-up from the feet up

Queen B is PREGO!!!

First of all can we just say its about friggen time!!!!!!

Last night Beyonce performed at the MTV VMA's and not only did she sound AMAZING, she had that new mommy glow as she dropped her at the end of her performance, opened her jacket and revealed her baby bump.

Cameras then rolled over to Jayz in the audience smiling so big while Kanye jumped around giving him congratulatory man humps.

Totally adorable.

B is a true role model. Dated, got married, and THEN had kids. Girls looking up her should take note of this routine and stick to it from now on!


Check out the video below

17 ft Crocodile jumps up to say hello!

INSANE!!

This actually scares the CRAP out of me because it brings me back to the first horror movie I ever watched when I was younger, "Lake Placid"

I didnt sleep for weeks because I was convinced there was a crocodile under my bed waiting to eat me...true story.

Demi Lovato releases music video for Skyscraper

I have to say that was beautiful. Really felt her pain and sympathize for her.

Great job Demi!

Kim Kardashian doesnt poop or fart

So I think everyone was suprised to read this month in Cosmo that Kim Kardashian has never taken a sh*t or passed gas.

Other than the fact that that is actually impossible, thats the stupidest thing I've ever heard a celeb say, however I am starting to wonder if thats why her ass is so big. A buildup of crap from over the years?

Thanks for the laugh Kim.

Major cast members are LEAVING Glee

Millions of hearts are breaking among the Gleeks as the news of THREE major cast members departures arise.

Chris Colfer, Lea Michele AND Cory Monteith are all leaving the insanely popular Glee come season 4 as they will be "graduating high school" on the show.

Glee creator Ryan Murphy says:

"You can keep them on the show for six years and people will criticize you
for not being realistic, or you can be really true to life and say when they
started the show they were very clearly sophomores and they should graduate at
the end of their senior year.”

What is the world going to do without Rachel Berry?!?!? Im pretty sure the majority of the Gleeks would ignore that fact that they should be graduating.

As long as they keep Brittany, I will be happy. That girl ALWAYS makes me laugh.

How to find out if a girl is DTF

According to some new "scientific research" you are now able to tell if your date will "put out" easily just by asking what kind of music she is into.

For example:

Top 5 Fans who are NOT DTF: 1. Coldplay 2. Adele 3. Lady Gaga 4. Katy Perry 5. Kings of Leon

Top 5 Fans That will give it to you immediately: 1. Nirvana 2. Metallica 3. Linkin Park 4. Kanye West 5. Gorillaz

What if they like all of the above? Thats going to be a tricky B!@#$

Demi was a self mutilator

18 year old Disney starlet Demi Lovato has had quite a rough year in the spotlight. First her breakup with Joe Jonas, then her spat with one of her dancers and then rehab.

Last fall she backed out of the Jonas Brothers concert tour and checked into a facility in which she needed to work on physical problems such as her long time eating disorder and cutting issue that she now admits openly.

Whoever told this girl she was fat needs to jump into a deep ditch and rot there because she IS NOT EVEN CLOSE!

Demi, in a new interview reveals that she had been self mutilating since she was 11 years old saying,

"it was a way of expressing my own shame, of myself, on my own body. I was matching the inside to the outside. And there were some times where my emotions were just so built up, I didn't know what to do. The only way that I could get instant gratification was through an immediate release on myself."

She has also decided it best that she doesn't return to filming Sonny With A Chance because she feels that being in front of the camera so soon will make her feel uncomfortable. Instead she wishes to focus more on her music for the time being.

Get better girl! We're rooting for you!

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Jersey Shore cast under STRICT (boring) rules in Italy

Well, well, well, I saw this one coming.

Italy wasnt going to take having a bunch of alcoholic diseases into thier country without laying down a few ground rules first.

Mayor of Florence, Matteo Renzi has set the following rules for the cast during their stay in Italy beginning May 8th.

-No filming in bars and clubs that serve alcohol

-No filming of the cast drinking in public.

-Florence will not be promoted as a drinking town.

-No filming in Florence’s historic buildings. With that said, Renzi said that he “could not ban them from using the city as a set.”

-”The show should be filmed in a manner to promote Italy (not Americans visiting Italy) and feature it’s culture and good food.”

Its not going to be entertaining if we have to watch them behave. Come on now!

The most RANDOM people to do a duet

Oh look! A couple of douchelords (Joe Jonas and Chris Brown pictured above) working on a duet together. The song, See No More was produced by Brian Kennedy and how the heck this came about literally puzzles me.

Not much has been said about where and when it will be released but we're looking forward to seeing what these two have come up with.

COOL COVER

Youtubers Paris and Destinee cover Lady Gaga's newest song 'Judas'

Girl makes animal noises

Clearly she is the only one finding this amusing. Actually I must admit its kind of cool that she can do all of these sounds but, I can see her being the annoying one at the party.

Like enough Mel, we know you can imitate a Peacock, get the @#$% over yourself, jeez.

Demi and Ashton leave eachother love notes

This is adorable!

According to Demi and Ashton Kutcher on the Piers Morgan show, there are Post-It love notes all over their house that they have written to each other.

Ashton Kutcher shares with Piers Morgan:

"If you go to our house I have Post-it notes that are placed in various locations, all with messages of encouragement or love, or just thought.

Post-it notes are much cheaper than diamond rings."

Demi then chimed in and added, "And some have been there, I don't know, seven years? My most recent one was just a reminder that I was magical."

That is SOOOOO sweet. Call me a hopeless romantic but its little things like that, that keep relationships going strong. Diamond rings are nice but words are forever.

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Carrot Top straightens his hair for a photoshoot!

So wierd but we are totally digging this look rather than that ugly 'do he usually sports.

Miley Cyrus wants you to look at her "piggy tales"

Miley Cyrus posted this pic to her Twitter (yes, she got it back y'all) with the caption "Rocking piggy tails for the first time since like 6th grade! I love summer time"

Yeahhhh, we were allll looking at your "piggy tails" not the fact that you're not wearing a bra and you all of the sudden have a dream catcher tattoo which is actually quite cute!

PREACH!!!

It's about time someone finally told the world who runs it. This track is on FIREEE! Loving it!

Check it out for yourself!

The Lady's new album cover

nothing really suprises me anyone when it comes to lady gaga because well, she probably is this wierd and awesome even when she sleeps.

above the is album cover for her newest record "born this way"

i asked a glam chowder readers on facebook what they thought about the album art and heres the feedback:

christina says: "i'm impressed, only she could pull this off" and joana: "i'm really digging the freddy krueger hommage"

COOL COVER

Check out other cool covers from Megan and Liz on YOUTUBE by clicking HERE

Are you a real man?

Check out these awesome videos that showcase REAL men against the purchasing of girls as sex slaves.

We can all thank Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher for these masterpieces.

I especially love this one with the Old Spice Guy



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Look, Im naked, soo, that means I'm a woman

I have no idea why nakedness proves to people that girls have grown up. The latest actress to jump on the naked train is Ashley Tisdale who is clearly bare bodied in this months issue of Allure Magazine along with Keri Hilson, Kaley Cuoco, and Bridget Moynahan.

I guess we can sort of guess where shes coming from because after all she is 25 turning 26 and people STILL see her as Sharpay Evans in High School Musical (oh the good old days!)

"Being in this shoot was me saying, I'm not just the young girl everybody thinks I am. I'm actually a woman.''

Power to you Ashley, as long as you keep it tasteful.

You tell em Betty!

Finally a voice spoken with intelligence! Betty is a bad mamajama whos not taking bullshit from NOBODY.

The classy 89 year old actress has some things to say about Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen:

“I cannot stand the people who get wonderful starts in show business and who abuse it. Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen for example. They party too much, don’t learn their lines, are unprofessional, and they grumble about everything. I think they are terribly ungrateful. Back in my day, we considered ourselves lucky, and were always on our best behavior in public."

You said it sister! PREACH MAMA PREACH!

Haunted Idol Mansion for Sale!

Do you want to sing a duet with Casper? If so this GORGEOUS $12 million Bel Air mansion is for you.

The haunted American Idol house is now for sale after numerous complaints of weird things like floating bed sheets and spider infestations.

HMM doesn't this just sound like your dream home?

The mansion is in a gated community and features nine bedrooms and nine bathrooms along with a hot tub, pool, koi pond, game room, and a motor court that fits up to 100 cars.

OH and Phyllis the Ghost named by former idol contestant Alison Iraheta after lights began flickering.

Sooo...any takers?

Snook and Sitch get a raise

According to reports, along with the new season of Jersey Shore comes a bigger and better paycheck for the uber tanned individuals. 100,000 dollars is what Snooki and The Situation will now receive PER EPISODE and there are about 13 episodes in a season...you do the math.

All of you readers are probably thinking..why did I spend thousands on school if I could have been paid thousands to whore it out on national television?

The cast is set to shoot in Italy in the next couple of weeks. I wonder how that's going to go down after they were bitched out about misrepresenting Italians when the show first aired.

I guess we will soon find out.

DAILY LOL

Check out this hilarious newscast about a clepto cat!

LOVE IT !

Natalie Portman "too old" to smoke weed!

Oscar winning actress Natalie Portman shares that although she used to smoke marijuana back in the day that she no longer puffs and passes.

She says: “I love stoner comedies. I smoked weed in college, but I haven’t smoked in years. I’m too old. I wish I was that cool, but I’m like an old lady now. I’m in bed by 10 p.m. I can’t do that anymore.”

The 29 year old mama-to-be is starring in this months Your Highness alongside James Franco who just happens to be a major pothead. They totally smoked a joint or two on set together.

Vanessa Hudgens "emBARE ASSED" over nude photos

So some asshole is continuing to make money off of Vanessa Hudgens body as he releases "new" photos of her naked from yearsssss ago.

The first release was in 2007 when she was trying to send them to her then boyfriend Zac Efron. Photos of her naked then resurfaced in 2009 and again this year which Vanessa is reportedly "furious" about.

The 23 year old Beastly actress told Capital FM: "The more embarrassing thing is talking to the lawyers and attorneys about it but, whatever, you deal."

We feel for you dollface, we really do but next time keep your clothes on. 19 year old's should be fully clothed.

Proof Americans are stooopid

Pia Toscano was eliminated out of the American Idol competition. How and why? I dont know what to say other than America has lost their minds.

All the contestants are really good this season but Pia has by far the best female voice in the the entire competition. Plus she is GORGEOUS, the complete package.

So why did America vote her out?

Heres the performance before elimination. Totally not worth a kick off stage!

90 minutes of Glee !

On April 26, everyone's BELOVED Glee will return and Gleeks all over the world will rejoice as a special 90 minute episode will air. Think that's awesome, just wait.

The episode will feature LADY GAGA's music once again since fans didn't get enough earlier this season.

The scoop: The cast will perform Born This Way as they learn about "self acceptance"

CANT WAIT!

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DO DA CREEP!



Is it just me or does Nicki Minaj just made every song significantly more cool?