According to reports, a man in France has been ordered by a judge for NOT getting freaky with his bride.
Jean-Louis B of France has to now fork over 14,000 dollars to his wife of 21 years for lack of a sexual interaction. He claims however that his health problems are to blame.
Article 215 in France's civil code requires citizens to be DTF stating: "A sexual relationship between husband and wife is the expression of affection they have for each other, and married couples must agree to a shared communal life, which includes sex."
Them Europeans are a horny bunch of coconuts.