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Sunday, December 26, 2010

The Kardashians drink Mason's breast milk.


These really put the cherry on top of the weird Kardashian sundae.

Kim and Khloe have admitted that they drink their sister Kourtney's breast milk arguing that if their nephew can drink it so can they.

"It's sweet, it's good. If Mason can drink it, I can drink it, baby. It tastes like vanilla soy milk."

Umm, ew.

Thats like literally sucking on your seesters teet. Nothing something people classify as normal.

Monday, December 20, 2010

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Keri Hilson is alive? Girl fell off the face of the earth for a little while but we are glad she's back because her new material is hot!

Check out this video released by her label with snippets from her new album No Boys Allowed available for download on Itunes.

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Gaga kills Santa Claus!

Well someone is going to be be on the naughty list this year and its Mama Monster, Lady Gaga.

During her concert in London, the Queen grabbed a Santa doll and ripped the head off of it claiming that the holidays make her feel lonely.

Sonny with no pants?


Rumors have been circulating that Disney starlet Demi Lovato has a sex tape that is being shopped around.

According to a source close to Demi, these rumors are false, however the source reveals that there is most likely some more scandalous and provocative photos like the ones pictured above.

The rumors are said to have been spread by Demi's estranged father's brother who claims he was on tour with Demi pre-rehab but was not.

DAILY LOL

Leave it to The Lonely Island to collaborate with Akon to do a song about "just having sex"

LOL I think the Asian family watching was a great addition.

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Miley was a big bad middle school bully


And the sellouts step forward!

Now that this whole Salvia scandal has come forward, so have the rest of the haters looking to make a dime of Hannah Montana.

A "childhood friend" of Miley Cyrus is claiming that Miley's memoir Miles to Go is a crock of shit and explains that Miss Cyrus was not the one who was bullied in middle school but rather the bully.

Nicole Mullen-Holm says:
“Miley is a liar who bullied girls and was a real b*tch to everyone,” Nicole says. “I’m so in shock that Destiny, oh, I mean Miley, wrote a book about being the victim of middle school bullying when she was the mean girl of our school. Even though we were friends, she was still a brat. I knew her from the first grade and when she and I got to middle school, she just did a 180-degree turn in the wrong direction.”

“Miley became so mean, I remember her shouting at an overweight girl calling her ‘lesbian’ and ‘dyke,’” Mullen-Holm, 18, recalls. “Miley was a cheerleader and was with the ‘in’ crowd. She was never bullied in elementary or middle school. If anyone even touched her it would have been the end of the world. Her dad would own the school!”

“Miley is a good girl at heart but I’ve been seeing how she’s been partying and acting and she’s looking like Lindsay Lohan,” Mullen-Holm says.

“I don’t want her to be the mean girl that she was in middle school and I would hate to see her become the next train wreck. She’s very lucky and should show some humility.”

Whats it to you that Miley is doing the things shes doing, she hasn't mentioned you in any of her songs. I wanna hear from Leslie!! LOL

Ozzy Osbourne has no idea who Justin Bieber is

LOL

Ke$ha and the Children of the Corn sing songs together



Who knew Ke$ha could sing without auto-tune? I didn't.

Joined by a few glittery individuals, "Ke$ha and friends" cover Rolling Stones song Dead Flowers. Check out the video above.

Professor Gaga at your service!


Attention students! Class is about to start!

The lovely Miss Lady Gaga has reportedly applied to become a college professor at an NYC university lecturing on Fashion and Art Appreciation.

A source says Gaga, "wants to be a college lecturer and has asked about a position at the famous Parsons School For Design."

Imagine having Gaga as your prof? If that's not the coolest class you can think of, I'm not sure what is. SIGN ME UP!

Zac finally came to his senses


Maybe I'm just a jealous bitch, but I'm not seeing what Zac Efron saw in Vanessa Hudgens therefore I am happy to announce the long overdue breakup of Troy Bolton and Gabriela Montez.

Can I get an amen?

The two have been together for more than 3 years and according to a source it ending amicably.
It's nothing dramatic. There's no third party involved. They were together for so long. It just ran its course

Sunday, December 12, 2010

The creepiest doll I've ever seen



If this isn't the creepiest looking doll, I don't know what is.

This Angelina Jolie doll was inspired by the actresses new movie The Tourist with Johnny Depp.

Big lips and everything, looks exactly like her.

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden finally married


After years together and two kids later, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden have finally tied the knot.

The ceremony took place in Beverly Hills at Lionel Richie's home where Nicole walked down the aisle in a custom Marchesa gown.

There was supposedly an elephant just chilling outside of the mansion, while guests like Gwen Stefani, Kris Jenner and Samantha Ronson made appearances inside.

Former BFF Paris Hilton was NOT in attendance, but no surprise there.

CONGRATS BABES<3

Friday, December 10, 2010

MILEY CYRUS HITTING THE BONG




Check out this HILARIOUS video of Miley Cyrus high on something haha. Reports were saying that it was Marijuana however there are rumors going around that it was Salvia instead.

IS THAT LIAM?? LOL



The video is said to have been recorded 5 days after her 18th birthday in her L.A home.

Thursday, December 2, 2010

DAILY LOL

I dont think I have laughed this hard in a while...girl was definitely on something, and I'm glad she was because out of it came this beautiful video.

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Actor Michael Brea killed his own mother



Honestly? WHAT THE F!@#

Actor Michael Brea (Step Up 3D/Ugly Betty) has been taken to a hospital for a psychiatric evaluation after he brutally stabbed his OWN MOTHER numerous times and sliced of her head with a SWORD.

Boy who do you think you are? Zena the warrior princess? What the shit is wrong with you?

Just looking at his picture gives me the crazy vibe.

Below is a picture of the apartment in Brooklyn in the room where this took place.

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Nobody puts Baby in the corner!


Atta girl!

Jennifer Grey fought long and hard for the title and she got it! She came in first place for Dancing With The Stars with her partner Derek Hough. Second place was given to Kyle and Lacey and 3rd to Bristol Palin and her partner Mark Ballas.

Congrats beby you deserved it!

Leonardo DiCaprio donates a mill!


If all celebrities were this generous there wouldn't be so many children starving in the world or animals being illegally killed for their body parts. After devoting much of his Twitter page to the cause, not only did Leonardo DiCaprio donate a million dollars to The WWF (World Wildlife Fund) but he also helped raise 2o million dollars for The Save Tigers Now campaign. Here is what the actor had to say about why we should help:

"Illegal poaching of tigers for their parts and massive habitat loss due to palm oil, timber, and paper production are driving this species to extinction,”

“If we don’t take action now, one of the most iconic animals on our planet could be gone in just a few decades,"

"By saving tigers, we can also protect some of our last remaining ancient forests and improve the lives of indigenous communities."


An amazing actor and and an amazing person. Why aren't more people like him, he is so dreamy *drool*

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Reminds me of Pauly D

Xtina pulls a Britney?



Apparently Christina Aguilera decided to pay tribute to Britney Spears' 2007 VMA performance at the AMA's this Sunday while performing Burlesque.

Girl looked a mess. Battle of the comeback mamas.

7 Year Old rapping to Rihanna and Drake "Whats My Name"

LOL,

ummm, okay




I think my kid's going to rap too.

DIG OR DUMP: Mean Girls 2

Check out the trailer for the sequel to the 2004 hit movie Mean Girls back in the day when Lindsay Lohan wasn't so deranged.



What do you think?

Happy 23rd Birthday Snooki!


Also celebrating a birthday today is America's favorite guidette, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi! The Jersey Shore Queen turns 23 today!

Vinny decided to send out a little birthday love to his girl by singing her a little something:



HAHA!!! Vinny, I think I'm in love with you :)

Happy 18th Birthday Miley Cyrus


Miley Cyrus turns the big 1-8 today folks.

Get ready to see the year of the downward spiral because I can already see it happening. Drinking, chain smoking, and slootiness galore!

Miley started last night at her birthday bash celebrating her new adulthood at Trousdale in LA.

She was seen making out with her rumored new boyfriend Avan Jogia although a source says:

They're just hanging out. She's still single. They have just hung out together a few times and are getting to know each other, that's really it right now. She had such a good time at her party. She was so happy & having so much fun just dancing nonstop, surrounded by all of her friends. It was the party she was hoping for.'

Looks like they were REALLY trying to get to know each others private parts if you ask me.

Glam Chowder Picks: Worst Dressed AMA's

Ke$ha
Avril Lavigne
Willow Smith

Glam Chowder Picks: Best Dressed AMA's

Julianne Hough
Miley Cyrus
Rihanna

DIG OR DUMP: Taylor Swift's new do


Shes the reason for the teardrops on my keyboard because honey that hairstyle is hideous. I personally love her curly locks, she should stick with em.

Sorry T-Swizz but I aint digging the do!

What do you guys think? DIG OR DUMP?

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Someone REALLY doesnt want Bristol to win DWTS


First some guy shoots his television (literally), and now someone sent "fan" mail containing a dangerous white substance addressed to Bristol Palin hoping she wont make it to the final.

The substance was discovered by a staff member of the Dancing With The Stars crew who told officials and evacuated the premises.

"The substance was determined to be talcum powder (which is harmful if inhaled) by the LAFD. Initial field screening was negative for other hazardous substances and a joint investigation is continuing."

That is so scary. I still don't see what the fuss is about Bristol moving on in the competition. I said it once and I'll say it again. It's PEOPLES CHOICE. The people get what the people want. Its a television show, not a Presidential election so calm the F@#$ down assholes.

DAILY LOL

Snooki and J-Woww take on their alter egos Flow and Nancy and bash their show, Jersey Shore. Probably the funniest thing I've seen so far today.

Friday, November 19, 2010

Feeling so fly like its QUIDDITCH

Check out this parody of Like A G6 by the Far East Movement. This ones for all the Harry Potter fans out there this weekend standing in massive lines to see the highly anticipated first part of the last Harry Potter movie.



Been hearing great reviews of the movie! Cant wait to watch it myself!

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Check out this girl Alyssa who was discovered by Jason Derulo on Youtube doing a cover of Justin Bieber's "Pray"



Check out Alyssa's channel here http://www.youtube.com/user/alyssashouse524#p/u/1/VBtaa95Rt5U

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Fun Fact: This video was shot in Hayley Williams (the bands lead singer's) house.

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Check out this COOL COVER of Half of My Heart by John Mayer and Taylor Swift sung by Savannah Outen and Boyce Avenue.

Selena Gomez: A Year Without Rain SPANISH VERSION

Totally digging this Spanish version of Selena Gomez's song A Year Without Rain. Shes really growing up to be quite the lady, don't you think?

Disney's new movie PROM

Get ready for what looks like a hit ladies and gentlemen (or boys and girls in this case)

PROM a new Disney movie set to come out in April of 2011, released its trailer recently and to be honest I really want to see it.

Totally reminiscing my prom right now. *sigh* those were the days!

DAMN SCHUESTER




Since were still on the topic of Glee, I'd like to bring some attention to the fact that Matthew Morrison (Mr.Schue on Glee) is BURNING up the cover of this months issue of Details Magazine.

I wonder if he stores that six pack in the fridge because shit son, he is so hot. (WOW, I need to be contained because that joke was super cheesy)

Dina Lohan is PESSED at Glee


I'm sure we all noticed that Lindsay Lohan was quite a target in this weeks episode of Glee as Gwyneth Paltrow (in Spanish) repeatedly asked her students "How many times has Lindsay Lohan been to rehab"

WELLLLLLLLL, Dina Lohan, Lindsays crazy ass mother, is pessed. She is reportedly "sending a letter to Glee" expressing her thoughts on the episode's insults.

She says:

Lindsay has an issue that millions of people around the world are dealing with yet ‘Glee’ is treating addiction as a laughing matter.”

I get where she's coming from, but like, Lindsay is a mess and is in the public eye. What do you expect? It doesn't help that people keep letting her off easily. SHE NEEDS TO SERIOUSLY been taken care of.

Until then, she gonna get quite a laugh out of people.

Anne and Jake get NEKKID





Check out these photos from this recent edition of Entertainment Weekly featuring the ever so naked bodies of Anne Hathaway and Jake Gyllenhaal on the cover.

The two are promoting thier new movie called Love and Other Drugs which will be released in theaters on November 24th. From what we hear, what you see on the cover on EW is the same thing you are going to see alot of in the movie; nudity.

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

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Check out this cover of What's My Name - Rhianna ft. Drake



Pretty cool sound dont you think? A little slow, but pretty awesome.

Sitch and B Palin talk about abstinence

I don't know whats is more annoying, the usage of the word situation or the Situation himself.

Check out this PSA about Abstinence starring Mike "The Situation" and Bristol Palin

Pink confirms she's preggers!!


Singer, Pink visited the Ellen DeGeneres show with some exciting news! She put truth to the rumors that she is infact pregnant with Carey Hart's baby!

She was scared to confirm the pregnancy so she waited a while to spill the beans to the press. She tells Ellen:

"I was just really nervous. I have had a miscarriage before, but if I was going to talk about it with anyone, it was going to be with you. I worked for it...It was not an 'Oops.'"

Pink doesn't know whether its a boy or a girl, but she is scared to have a baby girl,

"the doctor kind of told me what she thinks. I'm terrified because she thinks it's a girl! My mom has always wished me a daughter just like me,. I'm terrified one of us will go to jail."

Congrats!

Watch the video below of her appearance on Ellen.

Green Lantern + Sexiest Man Alive


Today seems to be going well for Mr. Ryan Reynolds as he was just declared Sexiest Man Alive by People magazine and the trailer for his sure to be summer box office hit was released today.

Check out the trailor below

Fans "outraged" about Brandy's dismissal from DWTS


So alot of people are pretty pissed about Brandy going home last night after getting the boot from Dancing With The Stars. She was in the running against Bristol Palin for a spot in the final and lost it, even though he scores were higher.

To be honest I could care less because I want either Jennifer or Kyle to win anyways but I still think Bristol deserved to be there. It's people's choice. What the people want the people get. I would have voted for Bristol too because quite frankly I think Brandy is as fake as they come, she doesn't seem sincere to me. She's just...annoying.

I actually would have preferred if Audrina was still in the running over Brandy, she was really good.

What do you think? Was Brandy ripped off? Or does Bristol deserve to be in the final?

Vote:

The poster child for the term "Twi-Hard"

If you looked up Twi-Hard in the dictionary, I'm almost positive you will find the Psychopath in the video below's picture.

Meet Anita, the self-proclaimed biggest Twilight fan. It is clear to me, that she has a few screws loose as she is wearing a wedding dress in her Twilight shrine.



Raise your hand if you think Anita should be committed to an asylum.

*raises both hands*

Eva Longoria files for divorce


According to reports, Eva Longoria is filing for divorce from her basketball hubby Tony Parker. Apparently Longoria found out he had been cheating on her with two unknown females through text messages she came across in his phone. There were reportedly hundreds of sexts (sexual text messages) back and forth between Tony and his lady friend.

The Desperate Housewife is devastated as their 3 year marriage is coming to an end. A source says, "Eva is heartbroken by the betrayal. Once the trust was lost, the marriage was over. Eva truly thought she was going to grow old with Tony and have children with him. She’s inconsolable."

Damn sports dudes can never keep it in their pants. TskTsk Tony, TskTsk.

Saturday, November 13, 2010

Who wore it better?




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Heidi and Spencer getting married. AGAIN?


After admitting to the press that they were broke and had to start managing their money better, the two Hills knuckleheads have decided to re-new their vows and get married again.

With what money my friends? The Hills isn't going to pay for it this time. Heres what they had to say about giving their "marriage" another go:

"We had just gone through so much crazy stuff personally and through our jobs and everything, so this feels like our first real marriage. Like our first restart. We deserve a second chance at our marriage and really having this moment and not being robbed of this."

I bet Lauren Conrad is having a laugh while counting her money filming her next reality series. Laughing straight to the bank with this...




You've got to be kidding me

Jersey Shore's Angelina Pivarnick not only thinks shes hot but thinks she can rap and sing. A snippet of her upcoming single "I'm Hot" was released the other day proving to us that she really is a delusional loser.

Really sweetheart, give it up.



Vinny, her Jersey Shore co-star/hookup took to his Youtube account to make fun of her sad attempt at a song. Check it out below.

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Taylor Momsen resents parents for taking her childhood.


Miss Misery strikes again. This bitch is so emo about her rockstar life. Gimme a friggen break. Here's what she had to say about her "miserable" life.
"Everyone's like, 'Wow, why is she upset and why is she so miserable about things?' My parents signed me up with Ford (modeling agency) at the age of two. No two-year-old wants to be working, but I had no choice. My whole life, I was in and out of school. I didn't have friends. I was working constantly and I didn't have a real life."
Boo hoo sweetheart. You're parents made your life super easy. They saw you had talent so they hooked you up.

And hey, if you hate it so much then why are you still here? Go away.

Gwyneth does Glee

Check out this sneak peak of next weeks episode featuring The Goop herself, Gwyneth Paltrow.

Thursday, November 4, 2010

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Tuesday, November 2, 2010

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Demi Lovato in rehab for emotional and physical stress


Having battled bulimia and self mutilation in the past Demi Lovato checked into a rehab for "emotional and physical issues" as stated by a representative of the Disney starlet.

After her breakup with Joe Jonas, which reportedly was a publicity stunt she had no idea about, Demi finally cracked this weekend when she got into an altercation with one of her dancers and threatened Joe's new girlfriend Ashley Greene.

Lovato, 18, also backed out of the world tour co-starring her fellow castmates of Camp Rock and the Jonas Brothers.

Dad, Patrick Lovato blames her lashing out on her lifestyle. He says, "There are a lot of pressures. That is one of the things I worried about when she signed with Disney."

Get well soon Demi!

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Music video for "The Big Bang" by Rock Mafia starring Miley Cyrus and Kevin Zegers.

Im actually really digging this song. Definitely worth a download, check it out

Thursday, October 28, 2010

No seriously, run and tell that



I just love how much he is milking his 15 minutes. Antoine Dodson, you're my hero.

DAILY LOL

Check out David Beckham team up with Ellen to prank this on set masseuse! TOO funny!!

Lady Gaga is educational material

See mom and dad? Gaga is education so stop telling me to turn off the radio and do my homework!

If you are going to the University of South Carolina next year and are a huge fan of Lady Gaga you may just want to enroll yourself into the newly offered Lady Gaga course!

The course, called Lady Gaga and the sociology of fame, will focus on the pop icons rise to fame and the sociology behind it.

A sociology prof from the school explains further:

"Realize that although it is a fun topic, it’s a popular culture topic, that the way I approach it in the class is very scholarly and is very distinctly sociological."

Where do I sign up? I will get killer grades in that class!!

Bruno Mars: Elvis Impersonator!

This is just too cute!

Check out vintage Bruno Mars performing as Elvis at 4 years old. He looks the same LOL adorable!

Mariah's got a bun in the oven!


Mariah Carey and her hubby Nick Cannon are with child! Mariah released a statement sharing her joy of finally becoming a mommy. She confirms the pregnancy saying:

"Yes, we are pregnant. This is true. It's still early, I'm expecting in the spring, I'll say that. I don't want to give too much of like, specific outlines. The greatest gift on earth is a child."

Congrats!

Audrina's mom is VERY supportive


Outside of Beso restaurant in Hollywood, Audrinas mom, Lynn Patridge had a few words to say about her daughters new reality show just picked up by VH1 network. She shares her pride for her daughter boasting:

“She’s kicking a** on her reality show. We’re going to f**king smoke everyone else, especially Lauren Conrad’s pu**y a** little fashion sh*t. That b**ch wants to bring it on, let’s go. I’ve been a celebrity mom for eight years through this Hills bulls**t, but Drina is going to the next level baby. She’s got it in her... F**king Hills girls, Hills trash. My baby is a star.”

Poor Lauren Conrad..that's not very nice Lynn. I think its safe to say Audrina's mom wasnt a fan of the Hills.

Ps. She was friggen HAMMERED

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Miley Cyrus parents getting divorced


Due to "irreconcilable differences" , Billy Ray and Tish Cyrus have decided to separate after 5 children and 17 years of marriage.

The two filed their divorce papers today in Tennessee followed by releasing a statement saying:

"As you can imagine, this is a very difficult time for our family. We are trying to work through some personal matters. We appreciate your thoughts and prayers."

So much for "keeping the faith" in the family.

DAILY LOL

Saturday, October 23, 2010

DAILY LOL

Drunken dance moves are fun...just make sure there is no furniture around to smash your head on.

Exhibit A...

Katy Perry and Russell Brand tie the knot!


YAY!!

Katy Perry and her funnyman beau Russell Brand finally got hitched!

The two flew to India to participate in a traditional Hindu ceremony at The Aman-i-Khas Resort this morning.

So cute! I wonder if she wore a wedding gown or a Sari.

Lady Gaga settling down soon?


While on thier Greek getaway last week to the beautiful island of Crete, Gaga and her man Luc Carl took part in a spiritual commitment ceremony together.

“They exchanged rings in a spiritual service and drank shots before sitting down to a lovely private dinner at a tiny restaurant. They wanted to show that they are committed to each other and want to spend the rest of their lives together. They are still planning to marry, but that will come later when she has the time to plan a big Italian-style wedding.”

Aww! So cute!

I can picture the Lady in a beautiful traditional gown on her wedding day. She may be crazy when planning outfits for performances and red carpets but I have a feeling shes going to keep it traditional for her wedding.

Suri Cruise does Halloween like a real princess.


According to reports little Suri Cruise is going to be a princess for Halloween. Sounds harmless right? Wrong.

Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise spent $6,000 on the costume, so its complete with a princess gown, tiara and diamonds.

Suri is going to be one huge spoiled brat when she's older. I can just see the headlines now.

Beyonce preggers?


Negatory my friends.

There were rumors on Twitter that Beyonce and Jay-z were pregnant with their first child however Beyonce's mother has shut those rumors down.

A statement that had started the prego suspicion read:
"B was shocked. She loves kids, but she wasn't ready to be a mother just yet. She really wanted to get her album done and tour the world again. However, she realizes that this is a gift from God and she's so happy.
They better hurry if they wanna have little Jay-Z's and Beyonce's running around. Jigga man isnt getting any younger.

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

DAILY LOL

This is Lady Gaga's cousin...Lady CaCa...because she really does sound like it.



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Monday, October 18, 2010

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Willow Smith with her hit song "Whip My Hair"

Thursday, October 14, 2010

DAILY LOL

Actor Simon Rex aka "Dirt Nasty" teams up with LMFAO to make this hilarious music video!

Conan O'Brien drives himself off a cliff



Who's excited for the mighty ging to return to television?

Justin Bieber is killing this....caca



Just trying to prove he's got rap skills.

What do you think? Should he continue "Speaking in Tongues" ?

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