Jersey Shore: The Movie

I LOVE THIS

Is this for real :|

People pimpin out their kids...sad

TO WRITE LOVE ON HER ARMS - Suicide Prevention with Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus, Liv Tyler and Joaquin Pheonix get together to promote awareness for the To Write Love On Her Arms charity that prevents suicide in teens. Check out the "kinda sorta" PSA



Joaquin Pheonix!!! What the hell, where have you been boy? Last time his face was in the media it was hiding behind a beard and a rap career.

John Mayer does Rolling Stone mag

John, will you marry me?

John on being rejected by chicks at club:
"Blowing me off is the new sucking me off!"

John on finding the Joshua Tree of baginas:
"All I want to do now is fuck the girls I've already fucked, because I can't fathom explaining myself to somebody who can't believe I'd be interested in them, and they're going, 'But you're John Mayer!' So I'm going backwards to move forward. I'm too freaked out to meet anybody else. Do you think it's going to take meeting someone who I admire more than I admire myself? But isn't it also about a beautiful vagina? Aren't we talking about a matrix of a couple of different things here? Like, you need to have them be able to go toe-to-toe with you intellectually. But don't they also have to have a vagina you could pitch a tent on and just camp out on for, like, a weekend? Doesn't that have to be there,too? The Joshua Tree of vaginas?"

John on jacking himself off every second of the day:
"I am the new generation of masturbator. I've seen it all. Before I make coffee, I've seen more butt holes than a proctologist does in a week. I mean, I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life. The phone doesn't pick up because I'm masturbating. And I have excused myself at the oddest times so as to not make mistakes. If Tiger Woods only knew when to jerk off. It has a true market value, like gold bullion. First of all, I don't jerk off because I'm horny. I'm sort of half-chick. Its like District 9. I can fire alien weapons. I can insert a tampon. No, I do it because I want to take a brain bath. It's like a hot whirlpool for my brain, in a brain space that is 100 percent agreeable with itself."

John on burning Aniston:
"I'm the asshole. I burned the American flag. I basically murdered an ideal. I've never really gotten over it. It was one of the worst times of my life. I have this weird feeling, a pride thing, for the people I've had relationships with. What would I be saying to Jen, who I think is fucking fantastic, if I said to her, 'I don't dislike you. In fact, I like you extremely well. But I have to back out of this because it doesn't arc over the horizon. This is not where I see myself for the rest of my life, this is not my ideal destiny.' I'll be happy when I close out this life-partner thing. It's been a long time since I've felt attached. Think of how much mental capacity I'm using to meet the right person so I can stop giving a fuck about it."

John on the gay rumors:
"I don't care about anything other than energy. That's why people think, 'Is he bi? Is he that?' I've never slept with a man. But I get it. I've seen pictures of men on the Internet that are sexier than pictures of most women."

Disgusting

Heidi "The Trainwreck" Montag was on Good Morning America this morning trying to preach that beauty comes from within. Biggest crock of shit I've ever heard. Watch for yourself!



She was so pretty before, ugh.

Apparently even Spencer thinks shes a "crazy woman" for getting all this work done. This has to be the first time I agree with Spence. CONTROL YOUR WIFE DOUCHEBAG!

Fresh Prince fan pranks Christian TV

HAHAHAHA! listen carefully, this is so funny

Paranormal Activity 2 - oh no

Seriously, I will NOT watch this. I developed INSOMNIA from the first one what makes you think I would want to do this to myself again? Even the title of the movie makes me cringe.

The sequel to this terrifying movie will come out October 22nd just in time for Halloween. Nice. Assholes.

If you havent guessed this is a touchy subject for me LOL..

:(

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Movie Trailer - She Out Of My League

You know what your problem is? You're a moodle. No one wants to do a moodle HAHA

Mariah Carey: "My dress was conservative"

Dont get me wrong MC, you rocked the dress but to say it was conservative is pushing it there hun.

Mariah on her Golden Globes ensemble:

I dressed very conservatively. My dress was long and my shoulders were covered. I don’t know what all the fuss is about.”

On her insecurities:

“I am very insecure about my looks, and I always have been because of being mixed race,” she said. “It’s not so weird now, and everyone’s accepting it in a big way, but as a child I felt very, um, out of place and didn’t feel pretty. When you grow up with that type of insecurity you don’t always feel pretty.”

Glee guest stars!!!

There a two people in mind to pay a visit to our beloved Glee club of William McKinley high. Jennifer Lopez (wanted to play a cafeteria lady) and Niel Patrick Harris!

Both are still being talked about with the networks, so nothing is confirmed yet, but I hope they go through. I can picture JLO with a hairnet and Neil Patrick Harris being well, Neil Patrick Harris.

Fun! Fun! MAKE IT HAPPEN GLEE!!

The Vampire Diaries - NYLON Magazine

Having serious withdrawl? Cant sleep at night wondering what going to happen when the season of Vampire Diaries resumes? CHILL OUT it comes back on January 21st! This Thursday!

The shows love triangle, Nina Dobrev, Ian Somerhalder and Paul Wesley are looking hot as ever on the cover of NYLON magazine on stands now.

Cant get enough of them vampires!

Beyonce: I dont need Sasha Fierce anymore

Beyonce poses for Allure magazine this month where she talks about her marriage, having kids and her alter ego.

On having kids:

"I definitely want to have a child, but I know from my nephew it's a lot. I hope that those things will just happen naturally. I still haven't had time to relax."

On her alter ego Sasha Fierce:

"I don't need Sasha Fierce anymore, because I've grown, and now I'm able to merge the two"

BAHAHA she is going to be such a train wreck. Britney 2.0 anyone? yeah, it's only a matter of time .

Heidi finally shows her face in public after her feature in People Magazine displaying her 10 surgeries.

HOLY EFF, if she thinks that looks perfect, her perception of beauty is unfortunate. Like, some people who get work done look fine but she pushed the limits and looks so scary now. Stare at her face for 10 seconds, I dare you. I got the heebie-jeebies!

What do you think of Heidi's surgeries? Do you agree with them?

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NEW MUSIC: Justin Bieber ft. Ludacris "Baby"

Adorable as per usual. BIEBER FEVER is raising hiyah!

Snookin for Love?

(not Snooki in picture above, THATS ME! LOL)

SEND your best SNOOKI POOF to glam.chowder@live.ca for a chance to be featured in a post!

ANYWAYS,

Nicole Polizzi aka Snooki has confirmed that she may be leaving her Jersey Shore buds for her own reality show seeking love called Snookin for Love.

Shes says:

"Definitely there is no set thing but it has been talked about. I got offers from vh1 and other reality networks"

Who's fist-pumpin for a go on this one? I'm fist-pumpin like a champ!

Who wore it better?

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Rihanna and Matt courtside at Clippers game

New couple Rihanna and Matt Kemp hit up the Clippers game on January 16 where the two seemed to be getting cozy and laughing playfully about something.

Cute :)

Don't hit her Matt!

Julia Roberts pulls a Mariah Carey - Drunk at Awards show

HAHA watch the funny actress in her drunken Glory. First taking a stab at NBC and then wishing Michelle Obama a happy birthday. Good times, Julia? Yup, I think so!



LOL WHO'S NATALIE?!

I am betch :)

Teen Mom attacked by...Mom

It's a little bit late for the "Mom, I'm pregnant" reactions shots, dont you think?

Debra Danielson, mother of Farrah Abraham who stars on MTV's Teen Mom, has been arrested for allegedly choking and slapping her daughter.

According to police, Farrah and her mother were arguing over childcare issues when Debra threw an MTV T-shirt "on or near" Farrah's baby which caused her to start crying.

Farrah then started yelling loudly at her mother who then grabbed Farrah by the throat and proceeded to slap her on the right side of her head and her mouth. The report notes that Abraham had "multiple cuts" on her lips.

Debra, 54 has been arrested on suspicion of domestic abuse/severe assault.

NEW MUSIC: Timbaland ft. Katy Perry: If we ever meet again

What do you think?

Some asshole at the Times makes fun of Michael C Hall

As most of us already know, Michael C. Hall, star of the hit tv show Dexter has been diagnosed and is being treated for Cancer.

Yesterday, at the Golden Globes, some idiot tweeting for the New York Times on Twitter, made an extremely uneducated comment about the hat Michael was wearing to the awards ceremony.

The dickwad tweeted:

Is Michael C. Hall playing Bob Marley in an upcoming movie? Dont get the hat or what he's trying to hide under it.

He quickly retracted when he found out what was really up, with:

So sorry that Michael C. Hall has had cancer. Thanks for clarifying why he is wearing a knitted skull cap.

You friggen douche. *rolls eyes*

Kevin and Danielle - proud parents!...

Of a new puppy!

The Newlyweds adopted their new puppy Riley to join their other pup Daisy which Kevin had given Danielle as a birthday present.

Yay for happy families!

Golden Globes - The Winners

Best Supporting Actress in a Film
Mo'Nique, Precious

Best Actress in a Comedy Program
Toni Collette, United States of Tara

Best Supporting Performance by an Actor in a TV Series
John Lithgow, Dexter

Best Animated Feature Film
Up!

Best Male Performance for Drama Television Series
Michael C. Hall, Dexter

Best Female Performance for Drama Television Series
Julianna Margulies, The Good Wife

Best Original Song
"The Weary Kind," Music & Lyrics by Ryan Bingham and T Bone Burnett (Crazy Heart)

Best Original Score for a Motion Picture
Michael Giacchino, Up

Best Miniseries or TV Movie
Grey Gardens

Best Actress in a Comedy Film
T-Bone Streep, Julie & Julia

Best Actor in a Miniseries for Television
Kevin Bacon, Taking Chance

Best Actress in a Miniseries for Television
Drew Barrymore, Grey Gardens

Best Screenplay for a Motion Picture
Jason Reitman and Sheldon Turner, Up in the Air

Best Actor in a Comedy/Variety/Musical Show
Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock

Best Foreign Language Film
The White Ribbon (Germany)

Best Drama Series
Mad Men

Best Supporting Actress on a TV series
Chloe Sevigny, Big Love

Best Supporting Actor in a Motion Picture
Christoph Waltz, Inglourious Basterds

Best Director
James Cameron

Best Comedy/Musical Television Program
GLEE!

Best Comedy/Musical Movie
The Hangover

Best Actress in a Motion Picture Drama
Sandra Bullock, The Blind Side

Best Actor in a Comedy/Musical
Robert Downey Jr., Sherlock Holmes

Best Actor in a Drama Film
Jeff Bridges, Crazy Heart

Best Drama Motion Picture
Avatar

In case you missed it..

Sandra Bullock and Meryl Streep are now lesbians.

Well not quite. Both leading actresses tied for the award for Best Actress at the Critics Choice Awards this year where the two unexpectedly shared a passionate kiss on stage before accepting their awards.

LOL

Joe Jonas is a playaaa

Joe recently told People magazine:

"I still date and things like that but just not committed, which is nice."

Sorry Demi, I guess you're not that important.

Nelena giving it another go?

Now that Miley Cyrus has a new man, Nick and Selena should get back together.

The two, photographed above are rumored to be dating again on the DL. Selena has been attending a few of his concerts lately and supporting him a great deal.

Do you think they are dating again? or just really good friends?

a bit of a hairy situation

DANG gurl,

Somebody forget to book their wax appointment before the Golden Globes. That's okay as long as your man likes it your good LMAO!

Hella funny Mo-Mo!!

Kesha does George Lopez tonight

LOL, loved the whole bit about how she was born. She's really unique, kind of like a Lady Gaga dipped in glitter and feathers meets teasing comb and hairspray. Go Kesha!

For the record: I Didnt Steal yo Monies, betch

There have been some accusations recently stating that Wyclef Jean has been taking money being raised for Haiti relief fund to pay off his own stuff.

Here is his statement against these accusations. Do you think he's lying? Think he's telling the truth?