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Saturday, October 2, 2010

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Friday, October 1, 2010

Justin Timberlake quitting the music industry?


I mean he's okay but hes no George Clooney or anything.

Justin Timberlake recently stated that he will not be releasing any more music for the time being because he just doesn't feel the love for it at the moment.

"Does a painter make a painting because he has to make it by December 21st? No, he doesn’t. It happens when it pours out of him. That’s how music is for me. I never stop making music. I don’t know what else to tell you, except that I just don’t know in what capacity I want to be involved anymore. All I’m saying is, in very simple terms, I’ll know when I know. And until I know, I don’t know."

Stop talking about painters and make another damn hit already. I'm in need of some new JT.

PLEASE BRING SEXY BACK....AGAIN.

Now thats a "Situation"


If you watch Jersey Shore on MTV you have already seen and know the "Canadian Model" Samantha.

What you dont know is that little miss Samantha got paid to hook up with the Sitch.

"Sam was paid $5,000 and had to sign a few different contracts allowing MTV to use the footage. Producers approached her the night at the club when she first met Mike and arranged everything from there."

Looks like Mike doesn't really have any game. If they had to pay one girl to sleep with him I wonder how many more they suckered into doing it. LOL I wouldn't sleep with him for even a million, that dirty little hamster! (Okay maybe for a million, but DEF NOT $5,000)

Now Pauly D on the other hand, I'd do him for free! HOLLER!

Saftey with style

Flight attendants on Cebu Pacific airlines not only show you how to save your life but how to save your life while dancing to Lady Gaga and Katy Perry's hit songs.



Snookin for love? YUP


It has been confirmed that our fun sized friend is getting her own reality show! Nicole Polizzi aka SNOOKI of Jersey Shore will start looking for love on her own dating show.

CANT WAIT FOR THIS! Guaranteed laughs for sure.

It is rumored that JWoww will make appearances as well as few of Snooki's ex boyfriends.

The announcement hasn't been made just yet and the show hasn't been titled but apparently in a few days it will all be out in the open.

Good look Snooks, we're all routing for you to find yourself the perfect gorilla juicehead!

HOT OFF THE GLAM CHOWDER POT



U Smile video premiere

COOL COVER

17 year old Gabrielle Aplin from the UK covering MGMT's hit song Electric Feel.



Check out more of her videos by clicking HERE

Thursday, September 30, 2010

Betty White's biggest little fan!

Tell me this isn't the cutest thing you've ever seen and I'll tell you you're crazy! This little cutie has a thing for older women.



If he didnt melt your heart when he said she was beautiful, it had to have been the random burst into song.

Monday, September 27, 2010

George Lopez and wife split


Following rumors that comedian George Lopez fooled around with a hooker early on this year, he and his wife of 17 years have decided to file for divorce. Although the rumors were never confirmed the accusations must have been enough to end the marriage.

George and his wife Ann plan to keep the divorce amicable for the sake of thier 15 year old daughter.

COOL COVER

Greyson Chance, Ellen's newest addition to her record label covering "Fire" by Augustana.



He's so cute! Check out his youtube channel HERE

DAILY LOL



NEVER get in the way of a guy and his sports, but if you are going to anyways, FILM IT!

Katy Perry shows Elmo who's boss!


After being cut from an upcoming episode of Sesame Street for overbearing her voluptuous funbags, Katy Perry visited SNL to show Elmo who's boss.

Take a look at her bouncin around those tit ol' bitties in the sketch Bronx Beat with Betty and Jodi.



Funny this sketch brought SNL to some of thier highest ratings. Sesame Street could have had those too.

Joking aside, her skit with Elmo WAS too revealing. The world has just become so accustomed to showing off skin that they've forgotten that Sesame Street is a children's program. A child should not be exposed to Katy's boobs while learning their abc's and such. It's just not right.

Lil Wayne new album details!


Dwayne Carter aka Lil Wayne released his new album on Monday, his 28th birthday. The album is the rappers 9th and is titled "I am not a human being"

He has not yet been released from prison but will be out in exactly 37 days from today.

Have any of you been reading his behind bars blog?

Blame it on the ALCOHOL


Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis share a steamy make-out scene in their upcoming movie Black Swan but they both admit it was a hard to lock lips without a little tequila.

The girls who are friends in real life found it really awkward to film a love scene together so they might as well do it up college girl style; get drunk and pretend your curiosity is taking over you.

Mila shared a few words on her co-star:
“It’s two girls making out, and guys have a thing for that. And Nat is like every guy’s dream. She’s a nerd’s idea of heaven. The whole thing is silly, but I can see why people care."
Well, I can imagine this little scene being the cause of a few movie theater boners in December when the film comes out.

Twilight inspires teens to suck others blood


...but really guys? We all knew this was going to happen sooner or later.

According to reports, teens have started a new trend highly influenced by the vampire craze that is Twilight.

Apparently these FREAK OF NATURE children are biting, licking and sucking the blood of there friends because they claim to thirst them.

WHAT THE F!@#

GothicGirl10, a participant in one of the blood obsessive websites writes in one of the forums:
“Having that thick, warm copper-tasting blood [speaking of her boyfriend] in my mouth is the best thing I can think of! Sometimes my boyfriend lets me feed off him. I let him feed off me as well."
How do you like the taste of that HIV bitch. Who knows how many other girls or guys you man has been "feeding on". These teenagers that think sucking each others blood is sexy or glamorous are crazy! DAMN I love Twilight too but you don't see me asking my BFF to lend me her neck for a minute. Cant you find a hobby or something?

I wonder what these kids parents are doing about the situation.