How to find out if a girl is DTF

According to some new "scientific research" you are now able to tell if your date will "put out" easily just by asking what kind of music she is into.

For example:

Top 5 Fans who are NOT DTF: 1. Coldplay 2. Adele 3. Lady Gaga 4. Katy Perry 5. Kings of Leon

Top 5 Fans That will give it to you immediately: 1. Nirvana 2. Metallica 3. Linkin Park 4. Kanye West 5. Gorillaz

What if they like all of the above? Thats going to be a tricky B!@#$

Demi was a self mutilator

18 year old Disney starlet Demi Lovato has had quite a rough year in the spotlight. First her breakup with Joe Jonas, then her spat with one of her dancers and then rehab.

Last fall she backed out of the Jonas Brothers concert tour and checked into a facility in which she needed to work on physical problems such as her long time eating disorder and cutting issue that she now admits openly.

Whoever told this girl she was fat needs to jump into a deep ditch and rot there because she IS NOT EVEN CLOSE!

Demi, in a new interview reveals that she had been self mutilating since she was 11 years old saying,

"it was a way of expressing my own shame, of myself, on my own body. I was matching the inside to the outside. And there were some times where my emotions were just so built up, I didn't know what to do. The only way that I could get instant gratification was through an immediate release on myself."

She has also decided it best that she doesn't return to filming Sonny With A Chance because she feels that being in front of the camera so soon will make her feel uncomfortable. Instead she wishes to focus more on her music for the time being.

Get better girl! We're rooting for you!

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Jersey Shore cast under STRICT (boring) rules in Italy

Well, well, well, I saw this one coming.

Italy wasnt going to take having a bunch of alcoholic diseases into thier country without laying down a few ground rules first.

Mayor of Florence, Matteo Renzi has set the following rules for the cast during their stay in Italy beginning May 8th.

-No filming in bars and clubs that serve alcohol

-No filming of the cast drinking in public.

-Florence will not be promoted as a drinking town.

-No filming in Florence’s historic buildings. With that said, Renzi said that he “could not ban them from using the city as a set.”

-”The show should be filmed in a manner to promote Italy (not Americans visiting Italy) and feature it’s culture and good food.”

Its not going to be entertaining if we have to watch them behave. Come on now!

The most RANDOM people to do a duet

Oh look! A couple of douchelords (Joe Jonas and Chris Brown pictured above) working on a duet together. The song, See No More was produced by Brian Kennedy and how the heck this came about literally puzzles me.

Not much has been said about where and when it will be released but we're looking forward to seeing what these two have come up with.

COOL COVER

Youtubers Paris and Destinee cover Lady Gaga's newest song 'Judas'

Girl makes animal noises

Clearly she is the only one finding this amusing. Actually I must admit its kind of cool that she can do all of these sounds but, I can see her being the annoying one at the party.

Like enough Mel, we know you can imitate a Peacock, get the @#$% over yourself, jeez.

Demi and Ashton leave eachother love notes

This is adorable!

According to Demi and Ashton Kutcher on the Piers Morgan show, there are Post-It love notes all over their house that they have written to each other.

Ashton Kutcher shares with Piers Morgan:

"If you go to our house I have Post-it notes that are placed in various locations, all with messages of encouragement or love, or just thought.

Post-it notes are much cheaper than diamond rings."

Demi then chimed in and added, "And some have been there, I don't know, seven years? My most recent one was just a reminder that I was magical."

That is SOOOOO sweet. Call me a hopeless romantic but its little things like that, that keep relationships going strong. Diamond rings are nice but words are forever.

DAILY LOL

Carrot Top straightens his hair for a photoshoot!

So wierd but we are totally digging this look rather than that ugly 'do he usually sports.

Miley Cyrus wants you to look at her "piggy tales"

Miley Cyrus posted this pic to her Twitter (yes, she got it back y'all) with the caption "Rocking piggy tails for the first time since like 6th grade! I love summer time"

Yeahhhh, we were allll looking at your "piggy tails" not the fact that you're not wearing a bra and you all of the sudden have a dream catcher tattoo which is actually quite cute!

PREACH!!!

It's about time someone finally told the world who runs it. This track is on FIREEE! Loving it!

Check it out for yourself!

The Lady's new album cover

nothing really suprises me anyone when it comes to lady gaga because well, she probably is this wierd and awesome even when she sleeps.

above the is album cover for her newest record "born this way"

i asked a glam chowder readers on facebook what they thought about the album art and heres the feedback:

christina says: "i'm impressed, only she could pull this off" and joana: "i'm really digging the freddy krueger hommage"