Jersey Shore: The Movie

I LOVE THIS

Is this for real :|

People pimpin out their kids...sad

TO WRITE LOVE ON HER ARMS - Suicide Prevention with Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus, Liv Tyler and Joaquin Pheonix get together to promote awareness for the To Write Love On Her Arms charity that prevents suicide in teens. Check out the "kinda sorta" PSA



Joaquin Pheonix!!! What the hell, where have you been boy? Last time his face was in the media it was hiding behind a beard and a rap career.

John Mayer does Rolling Stone mag

John, will you marry me?

John on being rejected by chicks at club:
"Blowing me off is the new sucking me off!"

John on finding the Joshua Tree of baginas:
"All I want to do now is fuck the girls I've already fucked, because I can't fathom explaining myself to somebody who can't believe I'd be interested in them, and they're going, 'But you're John Mayer!' So I'm going backwards to move forward. I'm too freaked out to meet anybody else. Do you think it's going to take meeting someone who I admire more than I admire myself? But isn't it also about a beautiful vagina? Aren't we talking about a matrix of a couple of different things here? Like, you need to have them be able to go toe-to-toe with you intellectually. But don't they also have to have a vagina you could pitch a tent on and just camp out on for, like, a weekend? Doesn't that have to be there,too? The Joshua Tree of vaginas?"

John on jacking himself off every second of the day:
"I am the new generation of masturbator. I've seen it all. Before I make coffee, I've seen more butt holes than a proctologist does in a week. I mean, I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life. The phone doesn't pick up because I'm masturbating. And I have excused myself at the oddest times so as to not make mistakes. If Tiger Woods only knew when to jerk off. It has a true market value, like gold bullion. First of all, I don't jerk off because I'm horny. I'm sort of half-chick. Its like District 9. I can fire alien weapons. I can insert a tampon. No, I do it because I want to take a brain bath. It's like a hot whirlpool for my brain, in a brain space that is 100 percent agreeable with itself."

John on burning Aniston:
"I'm the asshole. I burned the American flag. I basically murdered an ideal. I've never really gotten over it. It was one of the worst times of my life. I have this weird feeling, a pride thing, for the people I've had relationships with. What would I be saying to Jen, who I think is fucking fantastic, if I said to her, 'I don't dislike you. In fact, I like you extremely well. But I have to back out of this because it doesn't arc over the horizon. This is not where I see myself for the rest of my life, this is not my ideal destiny.' I'll be happy when I close out this life-partner thing. It's been a long time since I've felt attached. Think of how much mental capacity I'm using to meet the right person so I can stop giving a fuck about it."

John on the gay rumors:
"I don't care about anything other than energy. That's why people think, 'Is he bi? Is he that?' I've never slept with a man. But I get it. I've seen pictures of men on the Internet that are sexier than pictures of most women."

Disgusting

Heidi "The Trainwreck" Montag was on Good Morning America this morning trying to preach that beauty comes from within. Biggest crock of shit I've ever heard. Watch for yourself!



She was so pretty before, ugh.

Apparently even Spencer thinks shes a "crazy woman" for getting all this work done. This has to be the first time I agree with Spence. CONTROL YOUR WIFE DOUCHEBAG!

Fresh Prince fan pranks Christian TV

HAHAHAHA! listen carefully, this is so funny

Paranormal Activity 2 - oh no

Seriously, I will NOT watch this. I developed INSOMNIA from the first one what makes you think I would want to do this to myself again? Even the title of the movie makes me cringe.

The sequel to this terrifying movie will come out October 22nd just in time for Halloween. Nice. Assholes.

If you havent guessed this is a touchy subject for me LOL..

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