Justin, Selena, and a snake named Johnson

Okay so I actually laughed so hard last night when Justin Bieber pulled out his Johnson at Selena Gomez last night. For those of you who dont know, Johnson is the Biebs new pet snake who made its debut last night at the 2011 MTV VMA's.

Oh the sexual innuendo <3 ...Smooth Biebs, smooth.

You better just keep that snake in its cage Justin, or you are going to have ANOTHER addition to your relationship.

Vinny is G-up from the feet up

Queen B is PREGO!!!

First of all can we just say its about friggen time!!!!!!

Last night Beyonce performed at the MTV VMA's and not only did she sound AMAZING, she had that new mommy glow as she dropped her at the end of her performance, opened her jacket and revealed her baby bump.

Cameras then rolled over to Jayz in the audience smiling so big while Kanye jumped around giving him congratulatory man humps.

Totally adorable.

B is a true role model. Dated, got married, and THEN had kids. Girls looking up her should take note of this routine and stick to it from now on!


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17 ft Crocodile jumps up to say hello!

INSANE!!

This actually scares the CRAP out of me because it brings me back to the first horror movie I ever watched when I was younger, "Lake Placid"

I didnt sleep for weeks because I was convinced there was a crocodile under my bed waiting to eat me...true story.

Demi Lovato releases music video for Skyscraper

I have to say that was beautiful. Really felt her pain and sympathize for her.

Great job Demi!

Kim Kardashian doesnt poop or fart

So I think everyone was suprised to read this month in Cosmo that Kim Kardashian has never taken a sh*t or passed gas.

Other than the fact that that is actually impossible, thats the stupidest thing I've ever heard a celeb say, however I am starting to wonder if thats why her ass is so big. A buildup of crap from over the years?

Thanks for the laugh Kim.

Major cast members are LEAVING Glee

Millions of hearts are breaking among the Gleeks as the news of THREE major cast members departures arise.

Chris Colfer, Lea Michele AND Cory Monteith are all leaving the insanely popular Glee come season 4 as they will be "graduating high school" on the show.

Glee creator Ryan Murphy says:

"You can keep them on the show for six years and people will criticize you
for not being realistic, or you can be really true to life and say when they
started the show they were very clearly sophomores and they should graduate at
the end of their senior year.”

What is the world going to do without Rachel Berry?!?!? Im pretty sure the majority of the Gleeks would ignore that fact that they should be graduating.

As long as they keep Brittany, I will be happy. That girl ALWAYS makes me laugh.